Our chapter opens with some random guy wearing a "?" forehead protector and what appears to be a baseball cap chasing a guy wearing a Jounin jacket who resembles Naruto without whiskers. From this, I can deduce that we're reading Jiraya's book in manga format.
No way Naruto will ever amount to a Jounin, amirite?
Anyway, Jouninaruto uses a couple of smoke bombs, then gets stabbed when trying to attack even though it was his smokescreen. The pursuer proceeds to beat the crap out of him.
Or not. Apparently that was a clone. The real one approaches from behind, saying "You should give up trying to make me give up." He then judo chops the guy to the back of the head.
That's our Gutsy ninja!
*cue laughtrack*
Anyway, there's some cheesy inspirational crap here about how this foreign object will rid the world of not-peacefulness or something. The mysterious ninja is about to declare his name to the world. What is it? It's...
Cut to Naruto BAAAWing over the book. I think he's disappointed that he finally gets to read one of Pervy Sage's books, but it's the only non-erotic one. But that's just my guess.
Cut again to a Jiraya flashback. Apparently, this is here to remind us once again that Team 7 is Sage version 2.0. And to illustrate that Jiraya is ridiculously optimistic. He apparently planned to change the world with his books, of which all but one were erotic novels.
lolwut?
Cut back to...
Aww, crap. I've had about enough of you, Emo McLogicfail. Now go away.
He's not leaving. Instead, he's delivering Jinchuuriki to Madara. After that, he decides to rest up. He's going to need it if he's gonna destroy everything his brother stood for in an attempt to avenge him.
Ooh, now we get a flashback attempting to justify Sasuke's brainfart of a revenge plan. Bring it, Kishi. I'm ready when you are.
Itachi gave his life to protect the village, but I'm more saddened by the loss of his life. Much more.
Which is why you decided to give his sacrifice the finger?
I didn't ask him to sacrifice himself for peace.
Because you're the only freaking person in Konoha.
And now, knowing the truth, there's no way I can do as he wished and protect Konoha.
The truth is, he volunteered. Your logic is flawed even on this fundamental level.
And I'll never forgive those three elders.
When all else fails, blame the political figureheads. Works every time.
The whole village are accomplices, trading Itachi's life for the peace they enjoy.
Wait, since when was everyone in the village involved in the Uchihalocaust?
Anyway, I don't feel like interviewing a moron anymore, but the basic gist is he actually wants to slaughter the whole village in a fountain of blood and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW. The speech ends with the typical emo "you don't understand!" whine and Sasuke finally leaves like I've wanted him to the whole time. Marvin K. frickin' Mooney, I tell you what.
Cut to Cloud Land. Raikage, who is lifting weights at the time (that's what black people apparently do in their spare time, see,) is enraged to learn about his brother's capture. He's after some Akatsuki and he won't rest until he's either sated or dead. Or tired.
The end.
