It should be noticed that the Raikage's face looks like a piece of cardboard with features drawn on. Maybe he's related to Zabuza's sword.
The chapter begins with Fukusaku playing wak-a-moron again. Naruto asks why he can't just carry the oil into battle. Fukusaku explains that it'll evaporate as soon as he leaves Toad Land's climate. Personally, I think it'd be pretty impractical to strip down to your boxers and lather yourself in oil before every battle. But hey, I don't know how Ecchi physics work.
Anyway, Fukusaku drags him off to some new place for some reason I don't really care about. Now they are sitting on square stone tiles balanced on spikes. Naruto, of course, falls off. Fukusaku catches him with his tongue. I wouldn't have. You don't know where that kid's been. Apparently you need to hold perfectly still in order to absorb natural energy.
Cut to the other, more I HATE THEM ALL crew. Apparently, they left Suigetsu's sword behind. Also, Karin has a ponytail, which defiles everything I love about ponytails. And a miniskirt, which is telling me that Kishi needs to stop what he's doing and have someone hit him over the skull with a frying pan. Anyway, apparently Sasuke now has a new power capable of destroying Konoha. And he enjoys spilling booze on wooden crates.
Oh, his eyesight is getting messed up. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Suddenly, Karin's chakra senses tingle. Apparently someone from Cloud Land is actually doing their job. Of course, he's surrounded by these children in mere seconds, as usual.
Cut to Akatsuki, they're waiting for Pain to start the exorcism. Cut once again to Cloud Village. Raikage's aide (who is also black, btw,) has arranged for four teams to rescue KillerBee and beat the crap out of Hawkatsuki, all of whom are likely destined to get owned by some improbable cop-out. Raikage is mad at Konoha for not doing their job and killing Sasuke when they had the chance. Know what, dude? So am I. Life sucks. Deal with it. They then find out that their tracker has gone AWOL. Now a full-on assault is happening.
Three new characters. Omoi, Karui and the unnamed only white person in the entire village. Figures. The white lady has knockers, and Omoi is quick to point that out in the most vulgar way possible. They're off to answer the Raikage's summons and I'm off to get this horrible taste of Naruto out of my mouth. The end.
