Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 419

Pain/s is/are forming a plan/s to invade/invade a lot. His bodies are designated into realms: Demon, Animal, Hungry Ghost, God, Human and Hell. First three will cause a diversion whilst the latter three will do reconnaissance, along with Konan. Apparently there's a spherical barrier surrounding Konoha which will automatically detect intruders. Unless their name is Orochimaru and they bring along an army of missing-nin and giant snakes. Also, it's apparently been there since Itachi was still part of the village, since he supposedly knew how to get in without setting it off. Must've never occurred to anyone that class S criminals would remember how to disarm the security alarm. Reset the password, Tsunade.

Anyway, Animal Realm is going in first from the sky. This is supposed to confuse Konoha's forces somehow. Hey, it's working on me. Upon landing, the other five somehow appear with her and split up. The rest begin to destroy things while Human Realm goes around gathering information and pulling people's souls out of their heads.

Going back to Cloud Village, Raikage sends those three ninja from earlier with a message for Tsunade. They all have a BAWWWWfest and go on their merry ways. Little do they know that Hatchibi has escaped in one of his demon's tails and is currently arguing with it. While rapping. Because he's black. He likes his freedom and doesn't want to return to his village because he doesn't want to defend it. Blah blah, exposition, chapter end.

This was better, but there is still an uncomfortably low level of fail in these pages. I'm still nervous.

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