Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 422

Konan's out doing cool yet creepy paper things while interrogating people. They're quite tight-lipped, though loose enough to utter profanities right in her face. Really, I wouldn't blame her for killing that guy. But instead, we get to see people try to go after Big Pein now. They're going hand-to-hand since Pain has a super special force field of awesome (TM). Also, Tsunade is finally stepping into the fray with her giant slug (why, oh why must this woman seem so useless?) She's sending it out to attach onto everyone in the village and heal their wounds ("except Pein" must be implied, then,) which is nice, but do you really want a disturbingly slimy man-sized creature attached to your back while you fight for your life?

Back to the good part. Kakashi is discovering a bit of an annoying disadvantage with having more than one Pein to fight thanks to the Human Security System no Jutsu. Also, Lazer Brain Pein is a total Sasori ripoff. Kinda sad when you start ripping yourself off, but at least there's hopefully not a jailbait bishie hiding in there. Oh, and the Yahiko body is a Sith Lord. He Force pulls Kakashi in to LBP's spiketail of doom, which kills him instantly.

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Actually, it was a lightning clone, which is actually pretty cool, I have to admit. I mean, it's way better than SUPER EYE WARFARE OMG, plus it's kinda like a counterattack. It shocks LBP, then Choji and his dad come down and FALCON PAAAWNCH him into the ground, leaving Jedi Pein to deal with. End of chapter.

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