Choji's dad would like to let us all know that Kakashi is awesome. He's also clever and down to half chakra thanks to that Lightning Clone. Luckily, he seems to have Darth Pein's powers figured out. Although the Force is with him, he cannot push or pull continuously for very long. Kakashi's plan is to take advantage of that gap.

Kakashi springs up from the ground, trying to stab the evil Sith Lord with a kunai (imagine that, a character in Naruto actually using a kunai. I mean, it's all over the merchandise, but when was the last time we saw that in the series?) Pein dodged, then decides that although the Force is strong with Kakashi, he needs no Sith Apprentice. Therefore, Kakashi must die. Suddenly, Choji and Daddy come spiraling in with Sonic the Hedgehog's patented Spin Dash attack (in what is obviously a parallel being drawn between two series that have gone horribly wrong in recent years.) Pein pushes them away, but in doing so is tied up by a chain that was apparently there the whole time.

I'd make a bondage joke here, but the fact that all this actually worked is pretty awesome. Anyway, Kakashi comes in with a Raikiri to the face, but is blocked by Lazer Brain Pein, who has been pulled up by the power of the Force (you underestimate it,) and is apparently regaining consciousness.

Cut to Naruto. Fukusaku wants to perform a Manly Fusion (yes, I am obsessed with Gurren Lagann. Why do you ask?) Naruto, however, is busy worrying about Konoha's well-being for the exact same reason that it is being ransacked at this very moment. Fukusaku reassures him that there are penty of competent ninja in Konoha and if they really needed Naruto they would send a messenger frog.

...I would like to point out that we all hate Danzo right now.

Anyway, they decide to unite into a Narren-Frogann and we cut back to Kakashi, who is bleeding from somewhere above his hairline. He is also trapped and facing a sick, sadistic Sith Lord. Pein fires a random nail at his head. Cliffhanger now.