Tsunade's slugs are crawling all over everyone's bodies. Ew. Apparently, she didn't know there would be this many casualties when a psycotic Sith Lord with Gods eyes decided to destroy her hometown. I'm really starting to look forward to her death. Meanwhile, Danzo is trying to take over Konoha behind her back. He wants to be Hokage of the village that's currently being razed to the ground and all its inhabitants murdered. That makes perfect sense.
In the meantime, people are probing the captured rain ninja's mind in a manner that completely rapes mine. Apparently, there's a giant tower in Pein's village which people dump dead bodies for him to use into. I'm almost completely convinced that Nagato's running around somewhere now. Shizune suddenly bursts in and claims to be able to provide info that helps the others figure out what pains deal is, making her useful for the first time in recent memory. Speaking of Pein, let's see how the Force-sensitive one is doing.
Choji's dad is dead. Cut that BAAAAW crap, Choji. You have information to relay. Look, even Kakashi agrees with me. Also, Puppet Pein is still alive. he's firing not his lazer, but a missle now. It's headed for Choji. Kakashi decides to pull a noble self-sacrifice and...
I'd like to take this moment to both pause to increase dramatic tension and let you all know that I really hate Danzo right now, because if it weren't for him, Naruto would probably be here right now at least keeping Kakashi from committing noble suicide if not owning Sith Pein in the face. I can't believe I'm actually expressing support for any of the main three characters, but this is how much I like Kakashi. He's really cool and I don't want him to die. There, I said it. Now:
...Space-time warp the missile with his Mango Shenanigans. As he apparently starts to die of Chakra expenditure, he decides to have another Obito and Rin flashback. But we'll have to wait two more weeks for that, since Kishi's taking a kind of deserved break next week.
On a related note, I have no idea where the hell that nail went. I mean, did it stab his non-shenanigan eye or what? I doubt he'd be able to close it that well if it did, and there's no blood around there. I demand an explanation, Kishi. Sith Lords don't miss.
