Over the last several hours I have learned two things. The first being that I love cars with four-wheel drive. I live in a very cold place. It was not so cold today for around three hours. Then it became cold again and everything iced over. Unfortunately, I had to drive around in this frozen state. Not during the warm hours, oh no, but during the cold hours. And its supposed to get under zero tonight, so joy...

Second, I learned that no matter what kind of school you go to, freshman are still immature and stupid. Or at least the males are. Some of the male freshman in my university decided to make a giant phallis on the front lawn of the Hixon building, otherwise known as the student learning center. It would be in bad taste no matter where, but I wouldn't mind so much if it was around the dorm areas or off campus somewhere. But the Hixon building is a place on campus that helps all the kids in Iowa who want to go to my school a chance at that by paying half of their expenses. So I saw a problem with it. So now, that phallis is disfunctional...basically, I pushed it over. When I said giant, I was talking six feet high.

Please. If you are a freshman, phallis aren't that amusing. In fact, it just makes people think you have a lower IQ or that you need to grow up. So PLEASE, get it out of your system early, or leave it alone entirely.