Alright, so some info on my job is needed for this story. You will also know something about me that is quite different. First, there are two people who work at a time just like cops. We are "partners" because one person teaches grammer and the other does definitions. I am the definitions. We also have desks that face away from each other and computers. My partner likes to do lengthy drawn out explanations where as I like to answer the question quickly and effectively.

Start of story: I had four chinese students around me asking questions and my partner had none so he was goofing off. As I was finishing answering their questions, three of my friends walked it. These friends are in a polygamy relationship with each other. The two boys walked in holding hands and the girl ran up to me and hugged me in the middle of a sentence. Having been used to this, I was able to finish explaining everything and then turn to them and say hello. Two of the chinese students had a look of absolute confusion on their face, one was blushing, and the other was staring at the two guys hands.

This is where things got weird. One of the boys likes to mess with homophobes and chinese students...not really used to homosexuals. So he grabbed his partner and kissed him. At this point I looked at my students and figured out what was happening because of the look on their face. I also knew what was going to happen next. Punched shoulder, girl goes to hug the hug the guy that got kissed and punched, other boy looks hurt and apologizes. That was about all my chinese students could take and walked off. This is were I kicked the boy that got punched cause it was all his fault.

End Story. I'm thinking about making it into a short manga, cause me telling it doesn't do the situation justice. And there was more to it as well. Oh Jamie, Kurt, and Delani. You amuse me a lot.