Crit 05 - Clubbin'

Call me an old fashioned git, but does anyone else here can't stand when people say that they're constant clubbers?

Sure, it might just be a community full of hidden surprises that's waiting for me to join, but I don't see the point now.

I would probably join something lamer such as a disco or rave, hopefully without any methamphetamines or ecstacy supplements. Although I've never been to both, they seem more appealing to me.

I shouldn't vent my anger towards clubs. They might be a semi-decent place to meet new people, however, it's just not for me. The dancing part is what bothers me the most. For the teenagers who are transitioning into adulthood in this era, I see grinding as the most common expression of dance.

Grinding, or the dry rubbing of genitalia, is stupid. Even during the early 2000s when I had my first middle school dance, grinding was extremely popular. I hated it ever since I first experienced watching it myself at that same dance. I believe that it's almost like public sex.

For these people, grinding is the new hello, I'm kind of close to having sex with you.

It's hard to get my true feelings across regarding this topic. I'm sure you can find tons of flaws within my argument such as how I've never been to a club before. Just know that I had a long day and I'm sick of my fellow coworkers who constantly go grinding.

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