radroaches

good morning everyone.

this will be the first post in the new sherants section (called broadside before, but i'm sure many missed the reference, haha).

anyways, i have many phobias, but this one really gets to me.

i hate the fact that cockroaches have to invade your home.

although sometimes i wished cockroaches had a brain big enough to say to themselves, "this is where humans live, so let's stay outside." although that would be kinda scary too.

but no, late at night, those pesky cockroaches must crawl into my room and scare the bejeezus out of me.

i mean, even if you wipeout the cockroach population in your house with some sort of repellant, they will come back sooner or later because a cockroach with a resistance to that repellant will survive and make more babies.

if a bug fits into any of these classifications, i am scared shitless:
1. they are fast
2. they are huge
3. they have long legs or long feelers

cockroaches fit into one and two. so that means i hate them even more.

i hate when bugs decide to invade our homes.
don't you?

if so, post your stories and experiences!

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