Me: *sets out cookies and green tea* ummm…*opens the window*…gah! *freaks out and kicks the wall*
Kokoro: Uhhh…*stares*
Me: when did you get here?!
Koko-chan: when you opened the window…should I leave? *gets up*
Me: no! *grabs her and throws her in a chair* Stay! Good girl!
Koko-chan: *glares*
Me: so let’s get started! *sets out recorder and turns it on* Have a cookie!
Koko-chan: *takes a cookie*
Me; lets start off easy, whats your favorite food?
Koko-chan: …I ike onigiri and dumplings *confused*
Me: Just trying to make sure you can tell the truth
Koko-chan: …that’s for a lie detector…
Me:…riiiiight…moving on! What is your relationship with Hitsugaya Toshiro-kun?
Koko-chan: What are you impliying? He’s a really good friend, sort of a cross between a protective older brother and a father.
Me: *laughs* yes, I’ve noticed that
Koko-chan: than why are you asking? *annoyed*
Me: you know…you used to be so sweet, what happened?!
Koko-chan: I got Hana-hime, she’s really outspoken, and she rubbed off on me.
Me: *mutters* she is very outspoken…*grumbles something about an altercation with Hana-hime* evil evil little sword!...*clears throat* anyways…tell me about your life when you were alive, what you remember
Koko-chan: what I remember? *strange laughing is heard* pain, lots and lots of pain. Wanting to die, but never getting that release, having it refused to me. Snears, false advertisements of my death, being called so many names. They all said I was crazy. My own mother refusing to visit me after a while.
*akward silence*
Me: alright then…how do you feel about being the only one to have nothing really happen to you?
Koko-chan: what do you mean?
Me: well out of “kidnapping”’s, and things, you’re pretty much the only one to not have something exiting happen to you. It’s like no one wants you. At all.
Koko-chan: well, you don’t spare any niceities do you?
Me: nope, now answer
Koko-chan: I don’t really know, it hurts to see my friends go through such things for one. There’s a feeling of security though, “nobody wants me”, I’m nothing really special, so no one will come after me. But at the same time, it makes me feel a bit worthless, *her voice gets empty* everyone else has something going for them that makes them valuable, wether their own abilities and potential, or just their family. I guess the only time someone will ever come for me, is to get to someone else.
Me: oh no! *rustling* don’t cry!
Koko-chan: …I’m not…
Me: right…well, a cute girl like you, you must have a certain someone!
Koko-chan: nope
Me:…really?
Koko-chan: really
Me: your no fun
Koko-chan: deal with it
Me: you know what? You are SO going to end up in a maid costume! Yes, I know of your fears!
Koko-chan; BITE ME!
Me: You wish!
*silence*
*laughter*
Me: hey wanna go mess with Shiro?
Koko-chan: sure!
*footsteps are heard*
Me: sike!
*rustling and signs of a struggle are heard*
Koko-chan: untie me!
Me: nope!
Koko-chan; now!
Me: make m-ow! Did you really just kick your boot off at my face!
Koko-chan: yes I did!
Me: evil! I am soooo taking Hana away from you!
Koko-chan: Noooooo! If I’m away from her for too long I revert back to my old self!
Me: oh well, I like you better that way, you didn’t attack me with your boot!
*footsteps followed by a door slamming*
Koko-chan: Hey! Come back here!

koko-chan: hello?!

Koko-chan: Somebody help!

Koko-chan: I hate you…

ugh, that hurt to write -_-; it sucks, I know, I tired to make it funny with some serious stuff but, I suck at funny