The greatest author in history.
Not convulsing in laughter while reading all this insanity at work is a difficult task. His Hetalia story in particular is outstanding.
"America was annoy at Russia absorb its island, and tried to danube at Russia, when suddenly Serbia and say 'You cannot danube as I own of the river!'"
I don't know how you "danube", but I do know that I want to do it now.
EDIT: It's only right that I credit the man who first showed me this: If you are at all interested in anime music, then this is the blog for you. He knows his stuff and has great taste in fan fiction. Pay him a visit some time!
