War been declared on the island.

For anyone interested, I wrote a (extremely long) post on UNMEI KAIHEN about RahXephon and how Ayato Kamina helped me understand and come to terms with a part of myself. Not required reading, but something to keep in mind.

Also, I totally forgot to post this yesterday. I was just too busy with other things, haha. Oh well.

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Not sure whose episode this will be tonight. I hear it's a Jack episode, but I could be wrong. What matters is that I am excited as hell for this. Bring it on, Lost!!

-- lol Jack hiding in the shadows, not wanting to get near Evil Locke.
-- Evil Locke is an asshole.
-- Well, that's a load of bullshit.
-- Man, Locke needs some sort of happy ending. Jesus.
-- Aww. Helpful!Ben is so moe.
-- Oh snap. Here's Sun! ... And she just got hit with Evil Locke memories.
-- lol Time to address this story.
-- When the hell did Claire get not crazy?
-- ... OK, the answer is that she's still crazy.
-- "We can use it to get off this rock." How many times has Sawyer used that line?
-- LOL, this is so awkward.
-- ... That talk must have taken a pretty long time.
-- Aww, Kate. Trying to look tough.
-- God, fuck you and your smug fucking face, Kate. Go die.
-- Uh oh. They're coming for you, Sayid.
-- Also, Ghostbuster needs to learn how to pronounce "jabroni".
-- Well, that was impressive.
-- All told, she was probably scared shitless the whole time she talked to Evil Locke.
-- Annnnnnnnnd war been declared.
-- Hi, Desmond!
-- lol Desmond seems like such a creeper right now. :p
-- So who's the lawyer? Eh? Eh?
-- Oh snap. Hi, lady who died just last episode!
-- Haha, I love Desmond just playing everything off like it's totally natural. <3
-- "Time for some bitchslapping!"
-- bullllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit fuuuuuuuuck kaaaaaaaaate
-- Must be nice to have a crazy deadly Iraqi to use at your will.
-- Don't shoot Desmond!!!!!!!!!
-- Naveen Andrews is turning up the creepiness 10,000 percent during this scene. Sayid is frightening.
-- "Det. Ghostbuster, I have a search warrant!"
-- Man, how could Sayid be felled by such a simple trap?
-- "There she blows." Thought Sawyer was talking about Kate for a moment.
-- "His delicious, grape-flavored Kool-Aid."
-- "He's the only one who didn't abandon me." "OK, everyone, I'm gonna need to abandon you all for a while."
-- Sun definitely had a "fuck you" look on her face.
-- Don't ruin everything, Claire!!
-- Acting!!
-- Nobody ever checks in those situations, do they?
-- SHOOT KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- *throws up arms*
-- Fuck you, Claire. You're dead to me.
-- lol Why is Jack in this building, too?
-- Ahh, there we go, he's visiting Ilana, too ... and Claire. Oh ho ho.
-- "... Well, you have nice hair, so I'm guessing your family had the hot genes."
-- Locke's being prepped~
-- My sister: "If Claire starts going into labor, I'm going to shoot someone."
-- "I'm a different, nicer Jack. More pleasant; easier to be around."
-- "We have four episodes left, that's why."
-- "And my plane."
-- Something tells me our boat riders are going to meet with an unfortunate accident.
-- Aww, she gets to see Jin's sleeping face.
-- Yay! That baby's a fighter.
-- "Hey, I don't have any illegitimate children, you little bastard. WAIT I MEAN"
-- "That's my vacation boat, you know. How am I going to travel to the Keys now?"
-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
-- YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
-- YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
-- It's a bit dusty in here right now ... ;-;
-- Widmore, you little bitch.

So I was so excited about Jin and Sun finally being reunited that I didn't even think about the possibility of the electrofence being on; I've read some people grumbling about that tease, but whatever. If it had happened, though, I would have been totally pissed. Seems as if they are getting a fairly happy ending in the alternate universe as well. The Power of Love works, as always ... in fiction.

Widmore is kind of an a-hole for double-crossing Sawyer, but if you think about it, Sawyer was going to double-cross Widmore, so it is not as if he has too much to be pissed about. I do wonder what the hell Widmore is thinking by launch missiles (or whatever) at Evil Locke. Does he really think those will kill Smokey? Does he care if he kills everyone else there? (Probably a bit, although he pushes forward to get the job done.)

How many Kate death teases are we going to get before this series is finished? By far the most infuriating subplot of the season, because it always raises so much hope and then squelches it. Thanks a lot, writers! Love you, too!

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