So, The Dark Knight prevented me from updating last week -- for one day, at least. Every other day I was just feeling lazy and didn't feel like updating. Fear not, however, for the Beardwatch is back in full force!
Right now, it is kind of fuzzy looking. I'm pretty sure as it grows it will continue to be a nuisance, but I swear I will tame the beast. Man vs. beard? Man always wins. Believe it.
A view from the front
A view from the left
A view from the right
And as a special bonus to you all, I bring you: iGod. Now you can have a chat with your favorite deity. Hours of fun guaranteed for all!
Of course, I couldn't go without having a short chat with the big man.
Me:
What's crackin', Big G?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I'm special!
God:
What makes you so special?
Me:
I am growing a beard.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are growing a beard.
Me:
Go ahead! Spread the word!
God:
OK I will. Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:
All of your loyal followers.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am loyal followers.
Me:
... OK.
God:
Come on.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is growing a beard.
Me:
Oh.
God:
And?
Me:
How is your beard?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
That's good to hear.
God:
" Everything is running smoothly."? Is good to hear?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
I love you, too.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Were you planning to put a name at the end of that sentence?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
Oh. Then why the comma?
God:
Far out. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I don't believe in you anymore.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
Desbreko.
God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Me:
I'm leaving now.
God:
Oh. Bye bye.
Me:
Later.
God:
Bye!
EDIT: I'm just barely realizing that my Rock Band microphone can connect to the computer. If that OB podcast ever comes to fruition, then I am so there. :P
