It Never Gets Too Weird

My project for Advanced Desktop Publishing

Our final project was to do a newspaper layout. I do this nearly every week, so I decided to go wild with this one. And, um, the results are up there. We didn't have to write stories to go along with the headlines, photo captions, etc. (in fact, I'm 100% sure I'm the only person who did this), but I thought I had some pretty good story ideas and it would have been a waste to not have something to go along with them.

Anyway, uh, enjoy for about ten seconds or however long the average reader spends with a newspaper. :P

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