Lost time!! Will this be the first good Kate episode in the show's history? Let's find out! (Also, tell me if this stream of consciousness ever becomes annoying.)
-- Goody, Kate/Jack interaction. Way to start the show.
-- Shut up, Kate. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
-- *vomits profusely* gtfo kate plz
-- STEAL THE BABY, SUN. STEAL IT.
-- Ooh, Sun is keeping watch on Ben and Jack. REVENGE.
-- YES, SHE HAS A GUN. KILL KATE. IF THE KID MUST DIE, TOO, THEN SO BE IT. JUST DO THE JOB.
-- lol, Sawyer is whipped. "James, go away."
-- Juliet spots the BS in that explanation. Good work.
-- lol @ Kate. What a fool. "IMMA GIVE YOU A DEAL" Idiot.
-- I wish I were doing this to Kate. Lawyering her fake baby away would be the most satisfying moment of my life.
-- Man, this is the best Kate episode ever so far. She's in pain, getting owned by lawyers and is going to lose the kid. I couldn't be happier right now.
-- "Even if it kills me." Oh, Locke, you slay me!
-- lol alcoholic
-- Aww, Sayid is worried about Hurley.
-- Hurley's jail suit is hilarious.
-- You don't even try to murder Sayid. You just don't do it.
-- Sun wants to murder everyone by proxy. At least, that is how the show is making it look right now. Is that really the case, though? :O
-- It's never a good time to call Kate, so we finally agree on something.
-- Sayid and Ben are working together again -- no trust on Sayid's part, but hey, nobody's perfect.
-- Locke sees the light. :O
-- ... Now Ghostbuster is nosebleeding. Maybe Faraday's explanation isn't quite so full of BS.
-- I hear Claire!!
-- OH GOD KATE DELIVERING/STEALING CLAIRE'S BABY
-- wtf Sawyer is a baby delivery voyeur gross
-- God, Jack is a dork. "I just needed a change! :D"
-- Kate has some running she needs to do.
-- wtf, Faraday suspects Ghostbuster of being on the island before.
-- Someone doesn't appreciate his or her boat being stolen.
-- Juliet is a WAY better shot than those guys.
-- LOL, "Thank you, lord!" ... "*rains* -_-;"
-- DUN DUN DUN. Of COURSE Claire's mom would want to yoink the baby from Kate. But is she REALLY doing it??
-- Just accept that your life is ruined, Kate.
-- lol, Kate totally used her "stfu" face when Jack was like, "I can fix it!!"
-- Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, Claire's mom has no idea wtf is going on. It's a feint!! Haha, OWNED.
-- "We have to tell Sun to take the baby away!! She's definitely not stealing it!!"
-- Hahaha -- BEN is his client!! He's going to blackmail Kate into going to the island!! AWESOME. I LOVE YOU, BEN.
-- OK, now Juliet is nosebleeding. LAME. :(
-- WTF JIN IS ALIVE OR SOMETHING??????????????????????????????????????? I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH QUESTION MARKS FOR THIS
-- Ben: hay kate lol
-- lol, I love Ben just admitting it. GOOD MAN.
-- GIVE HER THE BUSINESS, BEN.
-- w00t Sun is a kidnapper!! And she's ready to kill!!
-- dude wtf did Jin survive and get sent back in time somehow??
-- ... And, yes, he did. Hi, Rousseau!! *waves*
I actually enjoyed this episode a bit, but it was mainly because Kate is enduring a lot of pain and gets owned thoroughly by several people. Now THAT is a good Kate episode!! Sun is definitely becoming more evil (kidnapping ftw), and Ben is just Ben. Awesome personified. Sayid should also kill at least one person per episode. Make this a rule, please. All I have to say about Jin's time travel hijinks for now is that the writers should explain Jin's survival as little as possible. Let's just be happy he is alive and move on without any silly explanations that will anger and confuse me (and enjoy the deliciousness of Sun turning evil for no reason, which would be sort of tragic if Kate weren't her main target). Not too much going on island-wise aside from that, except the bleed-a-thon. Whatever. Just give me more Evil Sun and Ben making Kate look foolish, and I will be pleased.
BTW, my sister called just about everything tonight. Either she is a genius, or the Lost writers are becoming predictable.
