No real introduction tonight. Let's just get into the episode.
-- Nice, we get to see what happened to the islanders now.
-- No more nosebleeds! No more headaches! Good work, Locke!
-- lol, three whole years on the island before anything of worth happened.
-- I hope "hootenanny" never goes out of style.
-- Horace was the guy who appeared to Locke, right? He seems familiar.
-- LOL SAWYER IS HEAD OF SECURITY. I laughed so hard at this for some reason.
-- LOL GLASSES!SAWYER
-- Miles and Sawyer are security buddies.
-- I love that they know everything about the Dharma crew.
-- OMG IS THAT REIKO AYLESWORTH???????????????? She is sooooooooooooo good looking still. I've missed seeing her on 24. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
-- REIKO IS PREGNANT WTF AND SAWYER IS A DOCTOR
-- Back three years in the past wtf. This whole episode. My gosh.
-- ... Charlotte died. Oh yeah. :(
-- The time traveling has officially halted (pretty obvious considering they're in the same spot three years later).
-- Miles, I love you. They really do have only two plans.
-- Losties: Here they come, to save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy~
-- Damn. Go Juliet.
-- I would totally save Reiko Aylesworth from killers. Well, actually, I'd probably get killed, but I would try to save her.
-- Aww. Poor Reiko. :(
-- Oh, man, I totally forgot the sonic fence, haha.
-- Is Reiko evil?? ... That'd make her hotter, actually. *shot*
-- For like half a second, that guy looked like Dr. Desmond. rofl
-- Juliet is a hawt mechanic.
-- Oh, gosh, I totally forget everything. Island baby deliveries = bad.
-- Good job schooling that doctor, Juliet.
-- lol, that was an awkward bit of assurance from Sawyer.
-- The search for the islanders continues.
-- lol, Jin calls him James.
-- IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! GO REIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Captain James LeFleur. lololololol
-- Haha, the Black Rock. Sawyer references the past.
-- Also, Horace looks like a dork.
-- They're picky about who stays. Also, something's gonna happen to that sub.
-- lol, Miles the pessimist.
-- ... This spinning scene is making me sort of dizzy.
-- Also, welcome home, Juliet!
-- HAY CHARLOTTE LOL
-- Hello, Richard Alpert! :D
-- I hate Horace, for some reason. I hope Richard kills him. (And, yes, I know he is still alive later. Shut up.)
-- Man, this whole scene is awesome. I can barely write anything. This is the coolest Sawyer has been in a while.
-- Poor Richard is so confused every time he runs into an islander.
-- Poor Reiko. :(
-- That two weeks stretched out a loooooooooooooooooooong time.
-- If I were Juliet, I'd think about leaving too.
-- LeFleur, that charmer.
-- Juliet: LONGEST TWO WEEKS EVER WTF
-- Sawyer x Juliet ftw. JACK AND KATE CAN HAVE EACH OTHER.
-- Darn you, drunken Horace, missing the birth of your boy.
-- Oh God. Horace, you had better not be foreshadowing. Don't foreshadow.
-- SAWYER, DON'T YOU BE THINKING ABOUT IT DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT IT
-- IT'S NOT A MISTAKE, YOU DUMBASS YOU HAVE JULIET WHAT THE HELL ELSE COULD YOU WANT
-- YES, FORGET HER FOREVER DAMN YOU
-- Jin just found the survivors. And he doesn't want Juliet to know right away, hm.
-- OH GOD SAWYER DON'T YOU DARE REALIZE YOUR FEELINGS FOR KATE AGAIN DON'T YOU DARE
-- SERIOUSLY, KATE, YOU HO, STAY AWAY FROM SAWYER
-- WORST ENDING EVER DIE KATE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
LOL, that totally looked like Paul Giamatti in the preview for the next episode, and then the guy opened his mouth and the illusion was destroyed. How cool would it be to have Paul Giamatti on Lost? Haha. Anyway, this is a strange episode -- it's so weird seeing the survivors slip undercover with Dharmha, haha. I wanted more of Sawyer and Miles as security guards. Just that alone would make for an entertaining show. Spinoff, anyone?? The scene with Sawyer and Richard Alpert is awesome, but it is countered with the scene at the end, which infuriates me because there is a strong chance Sawyer will be a 'tard and fall in love with Kate again. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Jack and Kate deserve to ruin each other's lives. Kate can run away from him five billion times, and then Jack can try to fix her and have stupid facial hair. God. Actually, the ending isn't that bad; it is just the implication that fills me with disgust and rage. Christ, I hate Kate so much.
