Did the hiatus really pass by that quickly? I thought it would be longer -- I would have missed the new episode if my siblings had not dragged me out of my room. Thanks!
-- And we're starting on the flight to the island. Hopefully we'll get more info about where the hell Sayid and Sun ended up.
-- Lapidus totally does not want to talk about this.
-- Not quite as rough as Oceanic 815, but it's not too far off, either.
-- Flying that plane in the moment after the flash of light would scare the hell out of me.
-- lol, the co-pilot is calling mayday to the numbers.
-- This is some really bad green screening.
-- And that is some awkward CGI.
-- ... Ow. One of them came out bad in that crash, and it wasn't Lapidus.
-- There had better be a good explanation for why Sun is in the present.
-- Ben, you are weird and creepy.
-- Do I really have to relive Kate spreading her hormones to Sawyer?
-- Hurley is going to crush Sawyer's spine.
-- Bad news. Locke is dead. Moment of grief.
-- lol, "You didn't tell them?" "Uh, no, was I supposed to?"
-- "Uh, yeahhhhhhhhh ... guys, we're kinda sorta a part of the Dharma Initiative now."
-- The timeline is causing massive brain explosions among my siblings and myself.
-- They're going to have a hell of a time explaining this to the Oceanic crew.
-- LOL, I am glad Hurley was the one to bring up Jin's "awesome English."
-- Jin is going to be heartbroken. Damn you, writers. :(
-- I have no idea why I find it so funny that Ghostbuster is calling Sawyer for security updates.
-- wtf @ Sawyer's baggy sweater
-- For some reason, I find it comforting that Juliet is as confused by all this as the audience is.
-- Paul Giamatti lookalike is not happy to have visitors.
-- ... And he has a pissed off Jin to deal with. I would not be making wisecracks right now, buddy.
-- Poor Sun. Again, wtf writers. :(
-- lol, stick together, Lapidus, except when you and Sun run off later. Oh, dramatic irony.
-- Wow, they have found a lot of stuff already. Cesar is observant.
-- Ben, why are you trying to sneak off?
-- This is where Ben gets the crap beaten out of him for Locke to find later.
-- ... Except not right now, because Ben has once again decided to be Nightmare Fuel. Man, he can be the creepiest bastard when he wants to be.
-- I'm guessing Sun does want to go to the other island, but it sure as hell isn't with you, Ben.
-- Juliet looks weird when she smiles a lot.
-- BTW, more Reiko Aylesworth, yay!!
-- Ethan is the child of Reiko Aylesworth?!?!?! I-I--I'm so torn. This is just too weird to think about.
-- Also, I definitely would have dropped the kid on the ground at that moment.
-- Jack, don't be a dork and actually listen to someone else's plan for once.
-- Hostile? Sayid, perhaps?
-- Even when hopping around and handcuffed, Sayid looks like he could kill someone.
-- I'm pretty sure Sayid is at least somewhat clued in to Jin's situation right now, but it's hilarious to imagine him like, "wat????????" right now.
-- Hurley is trying to understand the timeline and situation. This won't end well.
-- This happy party is so weird.
-- Oh, and Faraday is not here, apparently. WHAT?????
-- lol @ Ghostbuster. There are SO MANY confused people in this episode.
-- I keep laughing at the main characters exchanging security lingo.
-- I thought Sawyer would say something stronger than "son of a bitch" for a moment there.
-- Smart thinking by Ben. Smarter thinking by Sun to eventually usurp his plan.
-- "I have to trust him." At least until you brain the hell out him.
-- "That's right, a captain's first responsibility is to his people." Ben could not be more smug right now. He's totally asking for someone to kick his ass.
-- Why is he revealing his exact plan? He's begging Sun to yoink it.
-- ... Which is exactly what she does. A rare moment of dumbitude from Ben.
-- This has to be the weirdest thing ever for them.
-- ... And it just got weirder. I would not know how to react meeting the man I have seen in so many orientation videos.
-- LOL, Jack is a workman!! Nice aptitude, Jack-o.
-- GIVE KATE THE MOST DEGRADING JOB EVER. MAKE HER CLEAN UP AFTER THE POLAR BEARS.
-- Haha, she's not on the list!!
-- Lame. Bad timing, Juliet.
-- Quickdraw Paul Giamatti.
-- Even Sayid has to be confused.
-- STFU, Giamatti, you tattletale.
-- Walking around on the island at night is guaranteed to be a creepy experience.
-- Don't assume things are "just animals." Ever.
-- Great, NOW who is here?
-- OMG Christian. Here comes something awesome.
-- "Follow me." SOMETHING AWESOME IS GOING TO HAPPEN, AND THERE IS A COMMERCIAL.
-- Oh snap, group picture time!!
-- This is going to blow their minds.
-- rofl @ Hurley's fat jumpsuit
-- This is so geeky.
-- Poor Sayid.
-- Suspicious Dharma worker is suspicious.
-- Jack: I AM SO GOING TO ASK THAT BASTARD LEFLEUR WHY I'M A WORKMAN
-- Jack, Juliet is with Sawyer now. Don't try to horn in on them.
-- Jack absolutely cannot accept that someone else is running the ship. It's probably burning him up inside. Loser.
-- SO OWNED. Sawyer > Jack.
-- What a weak argument. Sawyer shot that shit down with ease.
-- That's right, Sawyer. Rub it in. Jack really deserves this.
-- Sawyer, go back to reading and thinking. Don't let Kate's filthy hormones get all over you.
-- LOL IS THAT BEN, HAHAHAHAHAHA
-- HE'S SUCH A FUCKING GEEK
-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-- Kid Ben looks like such a dork that my siblings and I all cracked up when he looked evil.
It appears as if we have some heavy stuff going down next week -- a conflict between the Others and the Dharma Initiative. It's not The Purge (WAY too early for that), but it's something that is going to split the group up much sooner than Sawyer expected. Don't know if Jack will work with Sawyer so easily after the (much deserved) verbal bitch slapping he got, and Sayid definitely has some plans of his own. (All of which involve murdering the crap out of Ben, clearly.) I really hope Sawyer does not look as position as Fearless Leader, because the group really is much better off without Jack running the show. I'm also highly interested to see how Christian is getting Lapidus and Sun back into the past. Whatever it is, I expect it will do a nice job of breaking my brain. ALSO UGH @ KATE TELLING JULIET TO STEP OFF SAWYER. Oh no you didn't.
