lol Ben lol

Expecting some major happenings this week. Don't let me down, Lost!!

-- Little kid Sayid??
-- ... Or maybe this other kid is Sayid.
-- Even as a kid, Ben knows all.
-- Little Ben has big plans.
-- One of Sayid's many victims?
-- Sayid's not much of a listener.
-- Ben looks like he's going to the premiere of a play.
-- Did Ben just fire Sayid?
-- lol @ Ben being nonchalant about dumping Sayid
-- Please. They are going to torture Sayid?
-- Or not. lolz
-- Shush, Sergeant Suicide.
-- Juliet's worried about their cover being blown. They do have a pretty sweet life in Dharma land.
-- Man, does Sawyer ever command a crapload of respect here.
-- "A young Ben Linus just served me a chicken salad sandwich. How do you think I feel?" lolz
-- Sawyer has absolutely no intention of leaving his kickass life. Sayid does not understand.
-- Hurley is the best cafeteria worker ever.
-- lol @ dumb cracker Dharma worker
-- Oh yeah, that's Ben's dad.
-- I'd feel more sorry for him if adult Ben weren't such an evil douche.
-- ... But Ben's dad is pretty douchey, himself.
-- Half of Ben's life is spent hanging back watching people in a creepy manner.
-- "I think he was murdered." o rly
-- Sayid: stfu Ben
-- This guy looks scary.
-- "This is for your protection while we inflict hideous torture upon you."
-- Yes, Kate. Everyone else is crazy.
-- Hey, person who is going to arrest Sayid and bring him to the plane.
-- Bad first impression is bad.
-- Or not.
-- Sawyer is on edge. :O
-- Oh boy. He's spilling it all.
-- Oh snap, putting his station knowledge to good use.
-- "Maybe I should torture him ... more?"
-- Creepy Sayid laughing is creepy.
-- GOD JULIET JUST BITCHSLAP KATE JESUS
-- Sawyer is frantically working out a way to get out of this situation.
-- "We have to let our baby Ethan grow up into a vicious killer!!"
-- Sayid is going to fuck up some Dharmas.
-- Ow. Poor Sayid.
-- Sayid's purpose is to start the Incident, perhaps? Or maybe to kill the holy hell out of Ben?
-- BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND LIKE TO RUIN THIS SHOW AND I HATE YOU? IS THAT WHY YOU CAME BACK, KATE?
-- I blame Jack and Kate for this.
-- This is why Jack is a workman, and not a firefighter.
-- Ben looks like a full grown Jawa.
-- "I'LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR PEOPLE IN HELL!!!!! HAHAHAHA-- I mean. Uh."
-- Sayid: OH CRAP FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOT THIS PLANE
-- Hm, would I be right in saying the implication is that Ben caused all this to happen?
-- HI JIN!!!!!
-- Bam, Jin got owned.
-- OMG I WANT THIS KID DEAD ALREADY
-- OMG WTF TIME PARADOX SAYID JUST TOTALLY KILLED BEN
-- also lol owned

Interesting episode. Kind of like that they sort of brought back the flashbacks, if briefly. I like that Sawyer is working to keep the cushy life he and everyone else has with the Dharma Initiative; that's not a bad conflict. The Oceanic Six think they have business on the island, while the Dharmas are all, "Um. No. GTFO." (ALSO KATE, YOU BEST STEP OFF, BITCH.) Poor Sawyer is swept into the waves of popular opinion but still tries his best to save Sayid. Also, I lol'd at kid!Ben getting shot just when he started getting annoying to me. Good job, Sayid. Doubt he's actually dead, though. Ben needs to be alive, for one reason or another, so the island is damn well gonna make sure he stays alive.

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