Miles x Hurley OTP

Lost, I love you for following up a Ben episode with a Miles episode. I am ready for awesome!!

-- Young Miles is young. :O
-- Oh snap, he sees something!!
-- Miles hears dead people. *shot*
-- Miles is in The Circle of Trust. Ooh.
-- Oh snap, Hostile territory.
-- Yeah, he fell into a ditch after he was shot.
-- "... The ditch had a gun." Haha.
-- Corpse lugger is the entry-level work in The Circle of Trust.
-- LOL WTF MILES
-- Miles just joined the Asian Sex Pistols.
-- Poor Miles' mom. :(
-- Oh boy, Miles wants to find out the whole story.
-- Somewhere he can never go? Oh ho.
-- Why does Dr. Chang need a corpse? Is he out of rabbits?
-- Horace "Snippy" Goodspeed.
-- Miles and Hurley: Secret Agents
-- WHERE'S MY BOY?!?!?!
-- GONNA FIND MAH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Hurley's memoirs would be the greatest book ever. "So, we like, got on this plane and fell on an island ... and dude ..."
-- Miles and Hurley are the new Odd Couple.
-- lol, people can get sick from Hurley's garlic mayo.
-- Miles: wtf no you can stfu hurley
-- It costs extra for Miles to use The Power of Love.
-- Also, that is a snazzy coat Miles is wearing.
-- Miles is SO BSing right now.
-- "Sorry for your loss. money plz lol"
-- HI DEAD GIRL LOL
-- Kate is the last person who should tell someone that things will work out.
-- YEAH GTFO KATE
-- DR. CHANG IS ANGRY. YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.
-- Hurley is the greatest person ever.
-- Grumpy!Dr. Chang is great.
-- "Gross." Have I mentioned I love Hurley?
-- "Dude, that guy is a total douche." LOL
-- Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, a major fan theory has just been proven true.
-- So is this like American Idol, except with corpses?
-- Haha, Miles and his $1.6 million.
-- Oh, wow, his mom is here, too? Haha. So weird.
-- Dharma is going to asplode via Death by Lazy. Miles don't give a shit.
-- "Polar bear poop, got it." lol
-- Will Jack screw this whole thing up or not? also crazy roger is crazy lol
-- "Whatever, dude, I'll just drink it off."
-- Hurley is such a dork.
-- "HAY WOW THAT'S YOUR NAME, TOO, HUH MILES?" "... Yeah."
-- LOL @ Miles' face when Dr. Chang says he likes country.
-- Hurley, marry me.
-- Will Faraday show up here?
-- lol numbers
-- Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn. Hatch building. Yay!
-- Ah, the ol' "Say hello and stuff a guy in a van" trick.
-- ... Huh. The same question Elena asked. Does that mean she doesn't work for Widmore?
-- Something tells me Dr. Chang is NOT down for a beer.
-- And I would never change my own diapers ever.
-- LOL IS HURLEY TRYING TO WRITE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK BEFORE IT'S ACTUALLY WRITTEN
-- And now Hurley and Miles are closer together.
-- Sawyer, Kate is a moron. You know this.
-- Oh snap, PUNCH'D.
-- Poor Sawyer's plan is unraveling at the seams. THANKS A LOT, KATE.
-- Oh, hey, Miles felt guilty.
-- Ouch.
-- LOL, best metaphor ever!!!!!
-- Aww, Miles wants a piece of that family life. :(
-- That sounded WAY sadder than Miles intended.
-- HAY FARADAY LOL

Good episode with tons of great Hurley and Miles interaction. Once again, those two need their own spin-off, post haste. (Also, if the Japanese fans think Ben is tsundere for Locke, they must have been going nuts with Miles this week.) Knowing what he know about the island, I believe Dr. Chang did not "abandon" Miles because he didn't want to raise him -- The Incident, whatever it is, likely had something to do with it. And holy crap do I ever want to know what the hell Faraday has been up to. He's likely used his physics power to gain a shitload of influence within Dharma, which is why he's allowed to come and go as he pleases (I assume, anyway). But, yeah, Faraday rules. And, uh, poor Sawyer has an insane amount of damage control to do. THANKS A LOT, KATE, YOU DICKWEED.

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