Next week is seriously the season finale?? What?? I thought there were at least one or two more episodes before that point. Man, this season went by quickly. Anyway, this is a Richard Alpert episode of sorts, so there is no way it isn't awesome, right?
-- "He knows what he's doing." "*shot*" "... Ah, fuck."
-- I have no clue who this guy is, but he just beat the crap out of Jack, so I love him.
-- Haha, oh wait, that's weird looking!Widmore, isn't it?
-- Man, even KATE thought that was dumb, Jack.
-- Niiiiiiiiiice, Richard Alpert episode!
-- "What's that douche doing here?"
-- Sun is very "wtf is this" right now.
-- ... Please be lying, Richard. :(
-- ... Did Locke just own Ben?
-- BEAT THEM UP MORE
-- Man, I really would not like to explain all this to her.
-- This is simultaneously the most scientific and unscientific thing Jack has ever explained.
-- So now Jack wants to change the past so that they can change the future. What.
-- "Yeah, they kind of hate us now."
-- This guy is a fucktard.
-- Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew you, Radzinsky.
-- w00t @ spitting at Radzinsky the asstard.
-- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- I hope he feels like the lowest scum on Earth.
-- Dr. Chang looks like he's gonna choke a bitch.
-- sup doc lol
-- Jin + Hurley + Miles = most badass team ever.
-- "... But we asked you first." LOL HURLEY
-- OMG HURLEY I LOVE YOU "There's no such thing."
-- "... All right, dude, we're from the future." xD!
-- Or that he knew what he was doing.
-- "God, that Widmore is an ugly bastard."
-- Oh snap, owned by leader power.
-- For some reason, it's hilarious that Ben has no clue what's going on.
-- ... wtf
-- ... seriously wtf
-- What the hell happened to this show's timeline????????????????????? I guess I was wrong to assume the "present" people wouldn't also travel back into the past.
-- "Dude, I just fucking talked to you, so this is weird for me."
-- That reaction from Locke was hilarious. Like, "wtf are you talking about, Ben."
-- Smug!Locke is great.
-- Dude, Locke just left Ben and Alpert speechless. That will never, ever happen again.
-- Ah, the women and children on the sub. That's how Dr. Chang's wife and Miles get off the island.
-- Radzinsky is going to fuck the Dharma Initiative.
-- WORST FAKEOUT EVER
-- THAT IS THE WORST THING SAYID WILL EVER DO
-- SERIOUSLY, I HAVE NEVER HATED HIM MORE THAN I DO NOW, HE DENIED ME KATE'S DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- "Now I wish I hadn't saved you."
-- Anything that gets Kate out of this episode is good in my book.
-- Aww. He plays the jerk so that his wife will leave. :(
-- "Go fuck yourself, Island."
-- JACK YOU ARE NOT INDIANA JONES GET OUT OF HERE
-- Snark Jack to death, Richard! :D
-- Richard: "Fuck, what did I get myself into?"
-- FUCK YEAH JACOB HUNTING
-- That was a top five Ben reaction. "REALLY NOW???????????????? YOU THINK HE'LL BE TROUBLE?????????????????"
-- Juliet x Sawyer FOREVER
-- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUBJACKERS
-- I BLAME KATE FOR THIS CATASTROPHE
-- That nuke will make for an explosive season finale. *sniped*
-- Damn, Locke is hardcore.
So, um, Jesus this timeline is making my brain throb. This finale is set up to be pretty kickass, though. Locke is getting ready to murder Jacob (prediction: that doesn't go so well), Jack is getting ready to nuke the hell out of something (prediction: that doesn't go so well, either) and Kate is getting ready to bungle something (prediction: this goes very well for her, horribly for the audience).
