Just wanted to wish my mom a happy Mother's Day even though there is no way she'll read this (don't worry, I've already told her myself, too :P). If any of you have ever thought I was funny, intelligent and/or a decent guy (or, god forbid, all three), it is most definitely due to her influence. Without her both straightening me out and somehow encouraging my lunacy, I'd just be some doofus with no life instead of some doofus with no life and a grasp of the English language. (Just kidding! You've done a great job, Mom!)

So, yes, happy Mother's Day, Mom. <3