The Hilariousness of It

LOL So the other day, I woke up to hear from a friend that some people were spreading rumors about me and that one person had deleted me from their friends list on facebook because of a post I made about Applejack. Yes, that's right folks, a post about My Little Pony is obviously me flirting with your boyfriend. She then gets on and gives me some lecture and tells me that everyone she told about it agreed with her. Yeah... okay... whatever... nobody asked me what I meant. But still... why would I be flirting with your boyfriend on facebook on a silly post about My Little Pony? Really? Pfft... Okay, yeah, maybe I seem desperate, but I'm not that desperate to ruin a perfectly good friendship and flirt with your boyfriend on facebook of all places. Ehem... if I was going to do that, I'm pretty sure it would not be where EVERYBODY could see it, unless I know the guy is single. Then, I found out there are rumors going around that I fool around with guys. Wow, really? I want to know how I do this. This is beyond my knowledge.

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