My embarassing moment

Bold=Me singing
Italics=Karura singing

Ya wanna know why I hated teme. It all started when I was 6. The first day at the academy.....At first, people looked at me cuz' they heard about what happened to my family. Also, Misa is going with me to learn about the english language.

"Hey raccoon-boy!" A boy shouted at me, "Looks like everyone wants to cuddle ya!"

"Go back to your cave, tanuki!" A girl spat at me. Everyone was chanting tanuki at me as I went to class. At least Misa growled at the bullies to make them go away.

"Class," a man with purple hair named Arashi called to us, "Next week, we are going to do a play called the 'Dancing Teapot'. If anyone wants to sign up, the sheet will be on my desk. The play will be revised so that anyone can understand it."

I knew about THAT story. It's about a tea kettle whose is actually a dancing tanuki. If I signed up, I'll be a laughing stock in the whole class. But then Karura, the popular girl who's my age, signed up. She was so hot and talented that I signed up as well. The next day, the cast was decided:

Emperor-Arashi
Preist-Sasori
Servant-Nikou
Merchant(who buys the teapot)-Karura
Students-
Yashamaru
Uhanki
Pelsha
Misa
Tanuki Teapot-Shukaku

"Aw man!" I said. I knew I was going to be picked for that part.
"Raw Ran!" Misa repeated. She copies me in order to talk human.

"This is gonna suck!" I muttered aloud, hoping that nobody knew about the play.

"I love Tanukis!" I heard Karura say at lunch, "They're so cute and cuddly." My heart skipped a beat. WHAT did she just say!?!

"I heard that you are playing the hero in the play Shukaku," Karura said to me smiling, "Wanna go to my slumber party after the rehersesal?"

My jaws were down to the floor, my eyes are bugged out. Karura was waving her hand in my face to see if I'm okay.

"He's roming!" Misa said to Karura after she slapped me in the face. Karura giggled.
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"I don't think you should come with me." I said to my lil' sister.

"No rorries!" Misa said as she was carrying a box to Karura's house, "Cuz' I rave Rape juice."

"Don't you mean grape juice?"

"Uhhhhhh, Raybe?"

"Glad you came!" Karura said to us as we were at the front door, "Do you have the drinks?" Misa gave her a thumbs, err, claws up.

I drank Misa's grape juice as Karura was starting to sing a song.

Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music

Suddenly, I felt like I was king of the world. A big blush went over my cheeks.

It's getting late
I'm making my way over to my favourite place
I gotta get my body moving
Shake the stress away
I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way
Possible candidate, yeah
Who knew
That you'd be up in here looking like you do
You're making staying over here, impossible
Baby, I must say your aura is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't

I got up, swayingly. Drool was dripping from my mouth. I came closer to Karura, asking to dance with me.

Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rocking on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face

I danced like I'd never danced before. I felt like I was big!

I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music

After the dance, I grabbed the bottle. It said 'Sake' on it. I had no clue of what drugs were, so I kept dancing.

Baby are you ready cause it's getting close
Don't you feel the passion ready to explode?
What goes on between us no-one has to know
This is a private show

I took Karura outside to see the full moon. I had a sneaky idea...

Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rocking on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face

I gathered up plenty of chakra, Karura staring at me with amazement.

I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music

"Growth justu!" I yelled. Karura and I grew to 10 feet. I was amazed that I knew how to do that.

Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music

"You're amazing, Shukaku-Kun!" Karura said to me. I blushed, then I did what no boy ever had done...

I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music

I sung like I was possesed or something, then I kissed Karura on the lips. It was perfect...
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Okay, I'll talk about how the play was later. But to make a long story short, Kyuubi just happened to be in the audience and he laughed at me after the play.

Kyuubi:I didn't know how to be serious back then. I was 15!

Yeah, well you made me the most hated boy in school and the one with the failing grades!

Kyuubi:Dobe!

Teme!

Kyuubi:Baka!

Sucker!!

Kyuubi:Fatso!

Mommy's boy!!!

Kyuubi:I don't have a mother...

Grrr! To be continued......

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