King Shukaku Part 5

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Underlined=Tenten or Neji
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Warning:Most of the things in the song are false.

Sasuke ran away from the choking sensation. He had a good idea to make him famous. He hired Naruto and Sakura to hold the throne for Jessie. Meanwhile, Cate invisably went beside Jessica.

Make way for Great Jessie
Say hey! It's Great Jessie

Hey! Clear the way in the old town square
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet her eye!
Make way!
Here she comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Oh you’re gonna love this gal!

Sasuke then hugs Jessica. Gaara, who was forgotten, clenched his teeth, then headed back to his human throne.

Great Jessie! Fabulous she!
Jessie the Graceful

Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
With her you don’t want a qualm!
Then come and meet her manager, Sasuke!

Cate rolled her eyes as Sasuke flexes his arms. Jessica was blushing as guys shook her hand.

Great Jessie!
Mighty is she!
Jessie the graceful
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!

The Akatsuki frowned as Sasuke said their name. Now their first target is the lying Uchiha.

She faced Akatsuki hordes
A hundred bandits with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Great Jessie!

The Suna villagers watched the actors go to King/Kazekage Gaara's hut.

She's won seventy-five fierce-some battles
Doesn’t she look cool Neji?
Sound Shinobi, she's killed fifty-three
Fablulous Tenten, love the sneakers.

When it comes to exotic-type ninjas
Is she strong enough?
I'm telling you, she’s a world-class fighting machine

Naruto wanted to kill Sasuke for carrying Jessica but then Sasuke went up to the boys. One of them was Kankuro. The boys chattered and muttered away.

Great Jessie! Beautiful is she, Jessie the graceful!
That physique! How can I speak!
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your hair and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Great Jessie!

To everyone's suprise, Misa and her demon gang came out and dance.

She's got ninety-five types of rouge demons
She's got the demons, let's see the demons
And to view them she charges no fee
She's generous, so generous

Kazekage, who over heard Gaara and the villagers, locked the doors instantly.

She's got friends, she's got fanboys and music
Proud to work with her
Love training with her, love teasing her
They're just crazy with loyalty to Jessie! Great Jessie!

Everyone, bursted the door, sending the 4th flying.

Great Jessie!
Flamboyant she! Jessie the graceful
Heard good news all about your great king

"Grr!" Kazekage growled as he got up. Gaara and Shukaku was staring at Jessica and Sakura, drooling.

And that, good Suna, is why she got dolled up and dropped by

With sixty shinobi, demons galore
With her graceful powers,
Ninjutsu and more
With her fifty poses, her eyes, her smiles
Her tanuki that almost cried
Make way for Great Jessie!!!!!!

Gaara claps loudly. Jessica bows but falls cuz' Naruto and Sakura fainted. Sasuke was bowing also. Girls cheered. Cate kept poking Sasuke.

To be continued...

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