Hey people. Yuri and I had an awesome date.XD It went like this (in script format):
Me:*laying down on the ground, no shirt on*
Yuri:*holding a strawberry up to my mouth, wearing a lingerie nightgown, her pregnant body showing* Nya...you hungry, handsome?
Me:*eats the strawberry*
Yuri: Hee hee!^^*seductive giggle*
Me: Okay then.*wraps arms around Yuri* Now it's my turn to feed you.
Yuri: O//////O Shu-koi...you shouldn't have...^/////^
Me:*picks up phone* Hello, I would like 10,000 pizzas to go...Yeah, put it on Teme's credit card. Thanks!*hangs up and turns to Yuri* Now where were we?>:}
[insert major sexual pervertedness here]
Me: Look, the pizzas are here!^^*holds up pizzas* Half for you, half for me.*gives 5,000 for Yuri*
Yuri: Thanks Shu-koi!*licks cheek*
[5 hours of eating together]
Yuri: There's the last slice.
Me: Let's share.
Yuri and I:*takes one end and eats it until their lips touch and they kiss*
*both groan at the same time*
Yuri:*looks at her stomach* Man, I feel bloated. Too much pizza.
Me: Yeah me too.*pats stomach, then grabs Yuri* Here, sleep on me...it'll make my stomach ache go away.
Yuri:*lies down on me* Good night, Shu-Koi!
Me: Good night, my mate.
Both: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
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And that's what happened.
Teme didn't care for his credit card cuz' he's was too busy with Suki, if you know what I mean.
As for Yuri and I, we keep having this kind of dates. Which means we'll be feeding each other more often.>:)*pats stomach* Well, that's all for today.
~Shukaku
