I feel insane. I don't show it. I'm patient, but quick to anger. I'm kind, but my yin is starting to take over. And my dog is scared of bubbles for some odd reasone........ ALL HAIL SUSHI.
- Created By Silver Mech
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Animal cruelty took on a new frontier.
Note: I got it off the net.
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I AM FLUFFENSTEIN! BOW DOWN TO MY FLUFFY HAIR, OR BE LOST FOREVER WITHIN IT! I lost my hamster that way though.
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2 is one with one is two. What is the riddle mentioning?
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I want to do so much with my life. I want to learn how to draw well. Learn enough math to help me financialy. Learn to play a 12 stringed violin looking instrunment, only it's on the ground. Sky dive, and make a multi industrie corporation. I don't feel much of this will happen though.
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No osifer, we haven't been doing anything illegal *munch munch munch*. *suspicious* No. You wont find any illegal drugs in the trunk of this car *munch*, thair all perscription drugs I stole from all my friends' houses and I'm waiting for themto realize I took all their pills *MUNC MUCH MUCH*. Huh?What's that? I'm sorry, I have bad hearing *SUPER MUCH!*. OH. No osifer, I'm not eating from this 1.5ft wide, 3ft deep bowl of assorted chips covered in nacho cheese 'cuz I ate a few pounds of Mary Jane, I'm binging. Ah yes, binging. How ballay(is that right?) demands me to stay fit. YEs osifer I'm taking balle. The only things that suck are my low sperm count, and the many cavities in my teeth I've had filled up. Your done? Well g'bye then.*MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH!* *HURL*. Good. I thought he'd never leave. Now I can go looking for mushrooms from the fire. At a price b/t $100-500 a pound, it's a done deal.
