I feel insane. I don't show it. I'm patient, but quick to anger. I'm kind, but my yin is starting to take over. And my dog is scared of bubbles for some odd reasone........ ALL HAIL SUSHI.

Cowboy Wolf

W: Home home on the range were the deer and the antelope plaaaAAAAyyy.*continues singing*
Me: Ohhh button. I wonder what it does. *press*
W:?!?
Me: Oh shit, were boned.
*the sun blows up, and vaporizes everything in range*

You bastards

Ok. Has anybody noticed that Rockstar has yet to make a Mexican protagonist for a Grand Theft Auto game? Thiers an Italian, a black guy, and a Russian. Hurry up Rockstar! You racist bastards.

Oh God

Ughh.God damn it smells. Who the hell had the idea to put a fish factory, and a cheese factory together I'll never know.

Yha

Six Flags was fun yesterday. But I didn't go on all the rides my dad, sister, and her friend went on. But I went on Goliath, but I couldn't breath or move on the ride.

Silver Wolf

W: EVERYBODY WAS TELLING ME "NO!" But I went ahead and opend the door. And on the other side. Where the Oompa Loompas!
"Oompa Loopma doopady dee I have a story only for you. If you are wise you will listen to us, and live in happynes too, like the Oompa Loopma doopadies do."
W: LET THE INSANITY COMMENCE!
Me: Ok get a huge circus tent, a couple dozen cannons, a clown car, a few hundred thousand firecrackers, an escaped con, a rubber chicken, and the pink fruit juice in the fridge. That stuff is sweet!*pores a glass, takes a sip, and gets head nocked back* Ah! Oh yes!*drinks the rest and falls backwards* Bring it on!