W: EVERYBODY WAS TELLING ME "NO!" But I went ahead and opend the door. And on the other side. Where the Oompa Loompas!
"Oompa Loopma doopady dee I have a story only for you. If you are wise you will listen to us, and live in happynes too, like the Oompa Loopma doopadies do."
W: LET THE INSANITY COMMENCE!
Me: Ok get a huge circus tent, a couple dozen cannons, a clown car, a few hundred thousand firecrackers, an escaped con, a rubber chicken, and the pink fruit juice in the fridge. That stuff is sweet!*pores a glass, takes a sip, and gets head nocked back* Ah! Oh yes!*drinks the rest and falls backwards* Bring it on!