And I fell, deep into a deep fathomless pit. And when I reached the bottom a chicken with a chainsaw... wearing a buthcer's apron... and a hockey mask... aked me what I wanted. I said nothing and he said he's a gatekeeper. I thought it was cool, but he says it sucks, because no one comes along. I told him he should leave, and the next thing I noticed I was in my room............ and the chicken said later. I never saw him again, but I think hes leading a flock of chickens to attack the KFC chain, but that's another story.
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