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No osifer, we haven't been doing anything illegal *munch munch munch*. *suspicious* No. You wont find any illegal drugs in the trunk of this car *munch*, thair all perscription drugs I stole from all my friends' houses and I'm waiting for themto realize I took all their pills *MUNC MUCH MUCH*. Huh?What's that? I'm sorry, I have bad hearing *SUPER MUCH!*. OH. No osifer, I'm not eating from this 1.5ft wide, 3ft deep bowl of assorted chips covered in nacho cheese 'cuz I ate a few pounds of Mary Jane, I'm binging. Ah yes, binging. How ballay(is that right?) demands me to stay fit. YEs osifer I'm taking balle. The only things that suck are my low sperm count, and the many cavities in my teeth I've had filled up. Your done? Well g'bye then.*MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH!* *HURL*. Good. I thought he'd never leave. Now I can go looking for mushrooms from the fire. At a price b/t $100-500 a pound, it's a done deal.

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