My friend is failing some classes, so his parents won't let him have a party for his birthday today. It really sucks. Speaking of sucky things. I'm renting a Viking video game for my PS3, it's horrible, yet I continue to play. The main antagonist as a Valkyrie named, HEL! How stupid were the developers anyway?
Dev. 1 " Oh let's make a viking game, everyone will like it."
Dev2 " all right, but what should we name the enemy?"
Dev3 " How 'bout Hell?"
Dev 1 "BRILLIANT! OK, let's give the hero aan ax and sword. Three health vials that hardly even help, throwing axes that miss 70% of the time and give him away to enemys, a choppy camera and controls, and make sure that none of their mouths move. Got it? Get it? GOOD! Let's start."
IDIOTS! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! AND IF I CALL YOU AN IDIOT YOUR A PRETTY BIG DIP-SHIT!