The life of SOLDIER

A day in the life of everyone’s favorite 1st class SOLDIERs....

……And he has ANGEL wings!
Gen: *looks tearfully at Angeal* *has black wing too*

Angeal: [comes in and raises a brow at his expression] Why have I been sneezing? Who's talking about me....?

Seph: *pats Gen on the back and points at own black wing, rolling eyes*

Angeal: Care to explain, Sephiroth? [folds arms]

Gen: ;(

Seph: Explain what?? I didn’t do anything!

Angeal: [mouth drops] G-Genesis? What happened? Did the stylist mess up on your hair?!

Seph: Hey! That's my assignment!

Angeal: ....Stick with messing with the Turks. I break up enough fights between you two!

Seph: *rolls eyes* Did you know he dyed my hair red one time??

Angeal: He what?

Seph: You heard me.

Angeal: [stifles laugh] [clears throat] I mean, that's not very sporting. Genesis.

Seph: You must've been out because I can assure you not even the basement workers missed my yelling…

Gen: *growns shrooms*

Angeal: [goes over to Genesis] One and only chance. Out of the corner.

Seph: *sighs* Get up, red *pulls him up and drags him to couch* Before you get it from the buffed soldier.

Angeal: [scratches head] I still don't know what he's on about…

Seph: He wants a white wing like you Ang.

Angeal: O_e

Gen: *is dragged* And for the record, my hair is as fabulous as ever, you uncultured farmboy…

Seph: *lets go and steps away looking at Ang*

Angeal: [stammers for a second] Hey! What is the problem here?!

Gen: *pulls out LOVELESS and reads*

Angeal: ....Oh, Alright then. I guess I'll just leave. See what ZACK is up to. [turns and heads for the door]

Gen: *throws LOVELESS at the back of his head*

Angeal: [shifts to the side and catches it] What's this? Throwing your precious book? [flips through it]

Gen: I JUST GET BACK FROM A MISSION IN THE WOODS OF WUTAI, COVERED IN MUCK, AND DIRT, AND GRIME, AND GODDESS KNOWS WHAT ELSE AND YOU DONT EVEN SAY HELLO???

Seph: oo

Gen: *throws Sephs phone at Angeal*

Seph: *backs away slowly* Wait, was that my phone?

Gen: AND THEN!

Angeal: [avoids the phone] O___O [backs towards the door, using LOVELESS as a shield]

Gen: THEN YOU DECIDE TO RUN OFF YOU YOUR PUPPY?! *chucks materia at him*

Angeal: You were the one who wasn't talking to me!! JUST CRYING!

Gen: IF YOU WEREN'T ANGEAL HEWELY I WOULD ROAST YOU RIGHT NOW

Seph: *mutters* If you were Sephiroth Crescent he wouldn't have bothered yelling before roasting you...*rolls eyes*

Angeal: [smirks then coughs and covers his mouth to hide slight laugh] Genesis, calm down.

Gen: *throws Seph an irritated look and flings muck, and grime and goddess knows what else, off hand, and onto him*

Seph: AND every single thing in your apartment! *dodges* You bloody pyromaniac...you realize how much you're taking out of ShinRa's cash flow?

Angeal: You aren't one to talk…

Seph: Technically THEY are the ones paying for the damage you inflict! Hush, Hewley.

Angeal: And the buildings you slice up...

Gen: ShinRa underpays me anyway.

Seph: Hush, Ang or I'll let him torch you

Angeal: [looks through LOVELESS]

Seph: Well try doing my work for a day!

Angeal: He wouldn't. While I'm holding this...

Seph: Good point...And he says you're uncultured...

Angeal: Modeling OUR apples is so hard. =.=

Gen: honestly, I dont get near enough money. Do you have any idea how hard it was to keep my hair clean???

Angeal: Try GROWING those apples.

Seph: HE MADE ME DO IT!!! *points fiercely at Genesis*

Seph: *deadpans at Genesis* You're the one complaining...? Excuse me but who’s got 6 feet of hair from the three of us? That SOMEONE keeps ruining…? *twitch*

Angeal: Genesis. You should make more with less. YOu could learn a thing or two from this "farmboy". And Sephiroth, you shouldn't lose bets. [smirk]

Seph: Shut up, Hewley…

Angeal: [smirks and leans back against the wall. Ponders reciting LOVELESS to mock.]

Seph: *narrows eyes* Don't you dare, Angeal...

Gen: *scoffs* Angeal, you grew up making more with less. I didnt have that pleasure. *jabs him in chest* Reserve your preaching for the Mutt.

Angeal: ....[smirks at Seph] What? [is jabbed] Just because I learned at a young enough age, doesnt mean you can't do the same. Have you learned nothing from my lectures?

Gen: *blinks* What lectures?

Seph: Apparently not...

Angeal: [nearly falls over but quickly regains composure]

Seph: You give him too much credit, Angeal.

Angeal: [sighs heavily and rubs his temple, dropping the book back into Gen's possession]

Seph: Ok are we done with the yelling and threatening?

Angeal: Only if we're done confusing me..

Gen: *smacks Angeal with book for good measure and stalks off towards the showers*

Seph: Good...BECAUSE I'M STILL F!CKING ANGRY AND I WILL BLOW UP SHINRA IF I DON'T GET ANY BETTER!!!

Angeal: I suppose I deserved that. =_=

Seph: *snarls and paces* Where's my sword? I swear I'm giving Hojo a haircut...make him a head shorter... Rufus and Lazard too while I'm at it... *stalks off too*

Angeal: SEPHIROTH! Don’t you dare kill anyone inside ShinRa! *runs off to stop him*

End