My godson is having his baptism in about half an hour. Just puttin' on my socks now.

Did I mention I have a godson now? I have a godson now. How messed up is that, eh? He's the son of that buddy whose wedding I once saved with the forgotten rings and the rush to get them before it was too late. So yeah, if I never mentioned it before, I'm partly in charge of a child's spiritual upbringing now.

Eep.

In other news, my brother picked me as a groomsman for when he gets married in November along with his best friend and the other brother. Once again I have been tasked with being the number three man in another man's nuptials; Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life...

Oh Tom Cruise . . . bahaha . . .

Anyway, baby. Water. Some church I've never been to. I'd best be off now.