Let's collaborate and make something awesome! Inspiration comes from this hilarious list:

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/games-summed-up-in-5-words/a-20100311112531629010

Let's make an anime version! A few I thought up so far:

Beck: In anime, normalcy is strange.

Black Lagoon: Nobody understands the opening.

Dragonball Z: Next time, on Dragonball Z...

Gundam Seed Destiny: Old characters hijack new season.

Gundam Wing: Angsty teens in giant robots.

Hellsing: Protestants and Catholics always disagree.

Inuyasha: Takahashi's most productive couple yet.

K-On!: Jakka Jan, Jan, JAKKA JAN!

Lucky Star: Timotte, Timotte, Timotteeeeee! Remember?! BITCHIN'!

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: The episode order is wrong.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Ending Breaks Boy's Brain.

One Piece: It keeps going and going...

Ouran High School Host Club: Chicks dig androgyny and twincest.

Pokemon: 500 pokemon, still chooses Pikachu.

Ranma 1/2: Status quo good. Also, boobies.

Rurouni Kenshin: Just ignore the third arc.

Sailor Moon: High school girls recycle animation.

School Days: That was a nice boat.

Spirited Away: You'll never eat pork again.

Valkyria Chronicles: Welkin turned into a retard.

Xenosaga The Animaton: It's shorter than the game.

Yakitate!! Japan: You will need translation notes.

Everyone, help me make a giant list. I'll post it on the front page or something.

Adam, you'd let me post it on the front page, right?