So this friend of mine goes off to Europe for the month. Going to France, Italy, and Spain. Left the start of September, plan was to come back next weekend (Canadian Thanksgiving).

Night before she left, I messaged her,
"Come back safe, now. I really don't wanna hafta come to Europe to rescue you if I can help it. 'Cause I would."
"Pfft... hero complex..." she messaged back.
"Always." I typed.

And yeah. This morning, my friend tells me she left a message on her Facebook saying she lost her passport and money in Madrid. He logged in and showed me about ten minutes ago. She's gonna be a few days late and will be many hundreds of dollars lighter by the end of this whole deal.

Seriously, this better not be one of those stupid tests where the girl just wants to see if you'd actually follow through or something . . .