Hey, question! Who's got two thumbs and excessive amounts of ear wax buildup?!

*Points thumbs to self* This guy!

So yeah. It's at the point that the doctor can't even see my ear drum in my right ear. On one hand it's a little funny because it'll be my first professional physician ear cleaning this weekend whenever I can get out for that. On the other hand, it begins with a pre-date soaking of olive oil in the ear (he said he wouldn't do it today because it would hurt and bleed).

So yeah. This is just a little bit gross. Should be fun.