I'm pretty sure I outlasted Santa for late work tonight.

Whatevs. Thanks for the starting points, guys! And thanks, Adam, for letting me eviscerate you in fiction every year!

Even though I totally never asked your permission to do so in the first place!

Bwahaha . . .

Meri Kurisumasu, childrens. Have a good one! I'mma just gonn' go to bed for a few hours in the meantime . . .