I totally read Neil Gaiman's "Snow, Glass, Apples" short story the other night. Gaiman's version of "Snow White as told through the eyes of the Queen" was deliciously awesome in the way that vampirism, incest, pedophilia, necrophilia and cannibalism are. I mean, when it's all together; in general, necrophilia is probably not nearly as fun as it sounds. Or it is, and it's just really not that fun period.

Ahem.

No, seriously. I'd link to a place where I found it online, but that'd probably be dangerous. Anyone wanna read, though, I can hook you up, probably. It's pretty badass.

Other than that, I was hoping I could get some quick thoughts from people in the chat about a Halloween submission thingy, only to find that everyone was in a passworded room so they couldn't help me.

Balls.