Y'know how when you have a movie like "The Dark Knight", you always have action figures?

But what if the whole movie is basically one guy? How can you sell a bunch of action figures of just the same guy wearing the same thing all the time? Oh yeah, I remember now: you make crap up so the kids'll buy 'em.

There was a display of "The Dark Knight" action figures outside my department at work. They made me roll my eyes and groan . . .

Remember that part in The Dark Knight where he put on ninja clothes under his suit and pulled out a giant fan to fight gangsters?

How about that part in The Dark Knight when he had a gun that shot spinning chainsaw blades? Yeah, there was one of those too.

Dumbasses.