(extremely) Late April Fool’s Post (Because I’m bored… -_-”)
So, since nobody has posted anything in a very long time, I’ve decided to do whatever the hell I want. *evil grin, rubs hands together*
In this post, I’ll be listing what kinds of pranks I imagine the zanpakuto would pull on their masters.
Kyokasuigetsu -> Aizen
(I have no idea if Kyoka could do this, but oh well.)
Kyokasuigetsu walks in looking like the Soul King. Aizen immediately tries to kill him. However, everytime he stabs him with his sword, the Soul King gets back up. This goes on for a while until Aizen loses his mind from frustration. Kyokasuigetsu pops out as him/her self.
“April Fools.”
Suzumebachi -> Soi Fon
Version 1: Suzu alters Nigeki Kessatsu into Yongeki Kessatsu (Death in Four Stings) for the whole day… while Soi Fon is on a mission. She is unable to get even the second sting in.
Version 2: Jakuho Raikoben back fires every time she says “Bankai”!
“April Fools!”
Senbonzakura - > Byakuya
Every time Byakuya says “scatter,” instead of forming blades that look like petals, it forms actual sakura petals. >XD
“April Fools.” *grin*
Ryujinjakka -> Head Captain Yamamoto
Ryu switches himself out with an actual wooden cane, so when the Head Captain says his release… nothing happens.
“April Fools, Old Man!”
Hyorinmaru -> Hitsugaya
Doesn’t appear any different, but when he says the release, the sword turns into a stick of ice blue rock candy and shoots blue sugary syrup instead of ice. Yachiru is very pleased and tries to steal the new Hyorinmaru.
“April Fools, Master.”
*Tsukiro rolling on the floor in the background, pointing and laughing*
Sogyo no Kotowari -> Ukitake
Assuming Sogyo like to swim in the pond (seeing as they are fish), Sogyo tells Yachiru to go and find two fish that look the same and give them to Kiyone and Sentaro to cook for Ukitake’s dinner. When Ukitake asks where they got the yummy fish, they tell him they got it from Yachiru who got them out of the pond. Sit back and watch the horrified expression on Ukitake’s face.
“April Fools~” (Sorry Ukitake. XD)
Zabimaru -> Renji
Consistently gets attacked by his own zanpakuto whenever he says “roar.” Bankai is even worse, as the giant snake head tries to eat him.
(This was lame cause I had no other ideas.)
No April Fools here, Zabimaru is too busy laughing at Renji running away from his own sword.
Sode no Shirayuki -> Rukia
When Rukia says “dance” Shirayuki turns into a white bunny… a dancing white bunny… Not so much of an April Fools joke when Rukia glomps the bunny and takes it to Urahara to turn it into the newest Chappy line of Soul Candy… So the joke is on Shirayuki.
“April Fools?”
Zangetsu -> Ichigo
Zangetsu is even more huge than usual… and orange. It is very orange with strawberries drawn all over it. And someone has tied the cloth into a big fancy bow.
“April Fools.”
Shinso -> Gin
Shinso’s blade won’t stop growing. It grows and grows all the way through Las Noches until the Espada get tired of it and smash it to pieces. Szayel takes it back to his lab for research. Gin’s search for the hilt is met with failure. He suspects Tosen gave it to Wonderweiss as a toy.
“April Fools!” *fox grin*
Suzumushi -> Tosen
(and ultimately all of Las Noches)
Suzumushi hides and makes loud and incessant cricket noises all day and night. It drives the Espada crazy and Las Noches is destroyed in a fit of frustration. Gin tells Aizen he suspects the Soul Reapers in Soul Society are laughing at them.
“April Fools.” *cricket*
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And that's about it. Hoped you had a good laugh. *grins*
*Kotaishi sneaks in after Tsukiro leaves and adds:*
Kotaishi no Kori -> Tsukiro
Places every sheet of paper work available in Squad Ten on Tsukiro's desk with a note from Hitsugaya saying "Do it or you're fired!", then sneaks into his room and redecorates it with pictures of cute kittens, tons of fuzzy pink wallpaper, posters of girls in bikinis and replaces all of his books with hentai manga.
*sneaks off*
"Kotaishi, what the hell did you do to my room!!!!????"
*Kotaishi grins, thumbs up* "April Fools~!"
(RP note: Lol the best joke to tell is the one you tell on yourself. Happy April everybody.)
