Because I'm half dead and bored out of my mind. Deal with it Aizen. XP (AKA, I had no other ideas and you're easy to pick on.)
Please note that these reasons are off the top of my head and may or may not make sense or be true. Essentially, it's a list of things that piss me off. Also, this is mostly about the Manga/Anime. So, in no particular order, here we go:
# 1: The hairlock
It's a typical case of the Transitive Property in Geometry. I hate Superman. I hate Aizen. Superman has a stupid hairlock. Aizen also has a stupid hairlock. If A = B and B = C, then A = C. In other words. I hate them both.
# 2: He doesn't know when to shut that hole he calls a mouth.
Prime example #1: Aizen was talking smack to Ichigo after he shows up from training in the dangai. Two seconds later, Aizen's face face-plants Ichigo's hand. Never thought I'd be jealous of a hand...
Prime example #2: Central 46 sentences him to 18,999 years in the lowest prison level. Aizen starts running his mouth to the 46, so the 46 bumps it up to 20,000 years. Nice one genius.
# 3: He can't be bothered with "dirty laundry."
Aizen wants Orihime. He sends Ulquiorra to go get her. Grimmjow needs to be punished for doing whatever the hell he wants. He sits back and enjoys the show while Tosen does it for him.
Hell, he probably doesn't even do his OWN laundry. Probably has Halibel doing it (seeing as how she has water powers).
Reminds me of Shark Boy and Lava Girl. "If you're so powerful YOU DO IT."
# 4: His powers/appearance only got lamer with time.
Episode 60 something: He uses Hado 90 with no incantation and almost rips Komamura a new one. Not to mention he damn near cut Ichigo in half.
Episode 100 something: He grows himself a mullet and wears some dress-looking thing with a matching pair of tights.... gross.
(RPer: But I like the hair!)
Tsukiro: *glares at her* Who's side are you on again?
Episode 200 something: He turns into the ugliest butterfly you could possibly imagine, then multiplied by 10.
and # 5: He didn't get the most horrible, gruesome, unfathomably painful death that I was hoping for.
Probably because he's planning something for the end of the series. Which pisses me off even more considering he's in PRISON!
STRAPPED TO A CHAIR!!!
Read it and weep (or laugh).
I'm done here.
