Matt Tsuki
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The title really does say it all, but in case you are not aware of what it means for how it relates to this post I shall tell you.
I have AT LAST fixed my computer. It has been months since I have laid hands on her amazing keyboard or looked at the word through her screen but at last she is ALIVE! Although not quite as good looking. No no, to give life to her lifeless shell some dismembering was required.
Long story short there are parts from two diffrent comuters screwed togeather; and yes you can tell.
Its really quite wonderful to behold.
If you don't mind the wires.
Or bolts.
Now that she is alive though I swear I shall get to doing things around here. You know- being an active member? Drawing things and making wallpapers? Yes I shall be sure to get to all of that!
Sometimes soon I swear!
Who am I trying to kid again?
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To whom this is written for,
It occurs to me that you are a very strange person. Your brain jumps around to here and there so very much; and the diffrent between here and there is quite extreme. I wonder if I would call you a New Democrat, or a Conserative? I cannot decide because you bounce around so much. Liberal perhaps?
Maybe...
Its odd to think that someone who is so full of passion seems to backtrack every few days. A bit like playing table tennis isn't it? Of course there is only one player, you against yourself but you seem to have an uncanny knack for returning the serve. Although not always in a timely manor. I really can't blame you though; it must take quite awhile to run around to the other side of the table.
'Tis a strange thing to watch to be sure, for such an event is often not displayed in such a public manor. I wonder do you notice that your doing that? Hopping around so much I mean, for I would assume that you would be able to pick up yourself playing yourself at table tennis quite quickly.
Perhaps it is a medical condition? Something far out of your control like a chemical inbalence in your brain causing violent skipping perhaphs? Or a particular part of your brain not responding as quickly as it should to outside stimuli?
At this point I have no way of knowing if you are aware of such strange equations not adding up quite right.
So can you tell me whats going on in that little brain of yours?
I promise I won't make you join a party.
Love,
Matt Tsuki
Oi! All of you subscribers, ghosters, zombies, sleepers, trolls or whatever you kids are calling yourselfs these days! Talk to me mate! There are 216 of you and I only here from maybe fifty!
WHERE YOU ALL AT GUYS!
"Of course I love you. Now get me a beer."
~My fridge
It’s about one in the morning where I live, and there is the largest flying bug cruising around the room I’m in right now. It’s really starting to frighten me since its flying to high for me to kill it. Allow me to explain why this bugs me.
I really dislike bugs that are larger than two inches around.
The flying is just an added bonus to my fear.
Critical hit much?
So what the hell am I even doing up and awake at one in the morning anyway? Tick off the most apparent reason as to why I'm up so early because really that’s why. Such a lame reason- agreed? I guess really it gives me time to do things that really there is no reason to do. Like get re-addicted to CAKE, muscle through the thousands of files inside files and try to find interesting secrets on my computer that everyone forgot about, and fill a page of black paper with 3D boxes.
More things include that warm or hot water (i.e. water that has been boiled) sounds different than cold or cool water (i.e. water that hasn't been boiled), that in the ever popular ARCHIE comics every sentence ends in either a ! (exclamation mark) or a ? (question mark), and that moss only grows on the north facing side of my roof.
Other interesting things that I have noted is that my shampoo doesn't really smell as the label suggests it does, and that headphones are a hard object to keep not only in ones possession but in good condition.
I have a strong desire to go fishing, eat twelve different foods using chopsticks, play a game of chess, read five books before the weather decreases in pleasantry, and sleep three days in a row.
I can say that the only thing I can cross of from that list if the first one- fishing. Haven’t caught anything though, which isn't all that unusual.
Note that my paragraphs are getting smaller and smaller?
I think my fridge is an alcoholic.
