○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. Of course.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 4
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 6
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[x] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.(counting my mothers maiden name)
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 9
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigganukka casually. (i say things close enough casually)
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush was racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
Total: 5
○● A S I A N ○●
[] You have slanty-small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[x] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[x] You hate Quebec and/or insist on emphasizing the "Qua" sound in "Quebec".
Total: 4
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners. (just the french)
[] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.(Not this section)
Total: 2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 6
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. (When I'm not in public XD)
[x] You have a cheerful nature. (Sometimes)
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 4
○● A R A B ○●
[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[x] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have a black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total:4
