1. What is your name?
Matt Tsuki
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness
means 'moon' in Japanese
meaning "moon" in Japanese. A good nickname for a woderful girl. Drop dead gorgeous girl. She is very respectful, beautiful, sweet, somewhat sassy girl.
She is respectful and amazing at everything there is. Her eyes are brown, her hair is gorgeously beautiful. I look at her and i do see the moon.
a strong thrust using a tip of an object or something sharp. stab. 2) a move in kendo where one thrusts the bamboo sword at the opponents throat that hurts like hell. Tons of painful clips on Youtube... 3) strong thrust of the male penis during sexual intercourse. Not usually referred to since normal sexual intercourse is indeed a thrust of the male penis (usually); when referred, YOU MEAN IT
2. How old are you?
eighteen (18)
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Lee
When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday.
Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.
Angie: "OMG its Lee, hes so shiney"
Scott: "Yup, cant fight that. He is awesome"
Ben: "Yeah, i wish i was Lee"
Sam: "Lee's so hot right now!"
Lee: "Guys! Keep is down, Im busy having sex with supermodels!"
4. What should you be doing?
Working.... <<>>
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
5. What is your favourite colour?
RAINBOW
1. An optical illusion that appears after a rain-storm with 7 indigionous colours.
2. A term used within the gay community to acknowledge acceptance amongst it's members.
A game where a group of girls use different coloured lipstick to make rings along the length of a boy's penis with their lips. Usually done by girls too young to give head
6. Where were you born?
Canada?
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin...
Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
thank you very much!
7. What month were you born in?
September
THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!
8. What day were you born on?
A SATURDAY !
International Fuck-off day
(sounds about right)
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Aden
aden guy who is a god.
normally used to describe someone of great importance and is adored by all.
Is great in the sack. and no guy will ever size up to him.
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Uhhhhh... Matty??
the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Matty is a gorgeous biker (a rigid BMX mothafucka) who never fails in making you smile. He wears awesome tee shirts and shoes, and he's always looking cute, even with bedhead hair. He likes to draw random things and he gets you in the habit of saying random words like 'yeee' on msn. You can tell he's a softy, beyond his spifffy appearance and pierced lip.
He's a hardcore dude, but you'll end up telling him you love him. Because, he'll be a bestfriend.
WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX!! *sobs* No surprise though. anyone who knows me well enough shoudl guess that....
