Civil War

Lets take a break for a moment- no I have no idea what from. Anyway, lets take a break and talk about music.

No, no we are not getting into talent or skill or anything like that. No, thats just silly.

No, no no we are not going to get into saying who is a better artist than anouther following a list of logical reasons. No that is always just very very silly.

What I want to talk about is music and you.

Yes, you.

Stop pointing to yourself, you look silly.

Anyway.

You listen to music right? I am sure that you do. If not thats okay, I going to keep talking to you like you do though. So, who do you like listening to you?

Oh, thats nice.

So who do you not like listening to?

Mainstream music?

Wait, that doesn't make sense.

I didn't even know there was such a genre called Mainstream. A funny word to use for genre. Sounds french or somet-

Oh sorry what was that?

Mainstream isn't a genre? Its just any music thats currently popular. Stuff that plays alot on the radio you mean?

Its this machine that pickes up invisable waves through the air and transfers them into sound so that you can- oh you know what never mind. Thats not important. So whats wring with mainstream music now?

Its popular?

Thats a funny way to describe what kind of music you don't like. Don't you think?

Well, think about it for a minute. When does something go from not popular to popular? When alot of people like it?

No that can't be. Otherwise you'd totally wouldn't dig raentein. I mean, alot of people like them.

And- sorry to cut you off there, but what is alot of people anyway? I mean like, five people? Twenty people? A couple thousand?

I mean, Julian Lennon was played on the radio.

Yes the radio thing again. Look, work with me okay?

Thank you.

Anyway- where was I?

Ah yes, Julian Lennon. He was played on the radio quite a bit, but I don't really think you can call him mainstream or popular.

And- sorry again to cut you off, what about Neil Young? Is that guy main stream or popular?

Do you even know who that is?

Never mind, really thats not important.

Oh what about the Bare Naked Ladies? Totally have to be popular music- you won't like them-

Sorry?

Oh you like them?

Oh.

My bad.

But, they're popular...

They get played on the radio and everything...

Sorry, I'll stop with the radio thing.

All I'm saying is, thats a really weird thing to say that you don't like music based off of a term like 'its mainstream' or its 'popular'.

Again sorry to cut you off again- but what does that even MEAN?

Oh. I guess I did say that before didn't I?

Well- I just don't get it! Can you explain it to me?

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