Random things go here :}~

Yey Fer Memes :D

I stole this from LunaLei!

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Dear Furry-Chibi,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it the first of May in your apartment and I saw you insult the crazy monk. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.

Go and drown yourself,
xX9.tailed:NekoXx

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RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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LMAO

I Tag:

• Furry-Chibi
• Virtual Rum
• Mr. Manly-Man I mean, The Shadow Prince
• Fundies HOORAH
• jeweloflife

Yayz!!

I finally changed Spo0fs' theme, I think it's perdy 8D
Signing off now, cya guyz laterrr ^__^

Tagged by Die Before I Wake

20 things you might not know about me.

1. Post 20 facts that people most likely don't know about you.
2. Tag some people.
3. Whoever is tagged MUST post their comments on each fact. Then they must post this on their own site.
4. When the tagged people post this, you must comment on their 20 facts as well.
5. No re-tags.

1. I believe and study astrology/zodiac
2. Same goes for numerology
3. and blood type personalities and much more~
4. I'm a huge procrastinator [like you didn't already know >>]
5. I talk/argue/hold long conversations with myself like a loony person. cerial.
6. I laugh at just about everything.
7. I'd do anything for my dog, Lady.
8. I'm day dreaming 70% of the day.
9. I'm extremely moody. One minute I'm dieing laughing, the next, I don't give two craps about anything around me.
10. Thinking about my future freaks me out. I'm not afraid of the future, it's more about having to decide which colleg I'm going to and my career 'n such.
11. I've never kept a consistant diary, but I keep lots of notes [to myself & others], doodles, and lots of other junk to keep the memories.
12. I hate when people think they know me perfectly or make assumptions about me.
13. I like things that are different, unique, and unexpected.
14. I hate being stereotyped or labeled as anything but myself. well... except for a nerd. coz I think nerds are awesthum ;F
15. I believe in magic, not magician magic, but ancient magics.
16. I hate war and don't see the sense in it.
17. I like to learn and gather data about things in all areas.
18. I think about death and the end of the world a lot.
19. I can't stand cigarettes and alcohol. I make myself hate them because I never want to try them and hate the idea of them.
20. As soon as I'm done with this, I'm going to suddenly remember a bunch of facts that are way more interesting... >_>
I TAG:

YOU.
and you.
and you.
aaaand, you.

Spooky White House

Blah! It's Sesshy again.

No riddle today! Instead, quick quip about the White House.

It's HAUNTED. I swear on my life. Many former presidents, former first wives, and employess have seen or felt a presence in a room of the White House. Abraham Lincoln has been seen many times during times of crisis, pacing his bedroom. Doors open 24 hours have been mysteriously shut by an unseen prescence. Lights have turned on and off by a ghostie. COLD CHILLS have run down employee's spines. A princess from a different country was staying at the White House. She got up to go to the bathroom, saw good ol' Lincoln, and fainted. Don't believe me? Check it out fo yo' self good people.

Click HERE.

^-^

....

Are you people waiting for a riddle??

Okay. But just because I lurve you all so much.

Riddle: The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

THINK THINK BRAIN POWER! USE YOUR BRAIN! YOU HAVE IT FOR A REASON!

*chattering gets blocked out cuz you're too busy trying to highlight the spoiler*

Answer: A coffin.

Me Again...With ANOTHER RIDDLE!

I love messin with you guys...

Kay RIDDLE!

What do the letters JFMAMJJASOND mean?

[THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK]

or....

CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT

Answer: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December.

Sucky riddle, I know...I'll try better next time.

Sesshy signing out.