On the phone just now:

Chiibz: Shi, I gotta call you back.
Me: whut, why?
Chiibz: 'cause I really gotta poop.
Me: ohhh myy goshhh...
Chiibz: you called when I was about to pull my pants down!
Me: fine, five minutes!
Chiibz: kay, bye! *runs to go pewp*

This is what spoofs was made for.