Name's Hime! Nice to meet you. I'm a black, queer, feminist author who's taking a semester or two away from college.
I am a born again Christian so I don't like Jesus-bashing or religion bashing. :P Take it somewhere else. Thank you.
I'm also the creator or the RP Little Tokyo!
I am also a part of: The Otaku High RP
I like to decorate so from time to time, I'll TOTALLY remodel. :D Don't be shocked. <3
First off, choose 12 different housemates, They can be from any fandom, and let the mayhem ensue.
1. Minato Namikaze (Naruto)
2. Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara!)
3. Rikuo Nura (Nura: Rise of the Yokai)
4. Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
5. Izaya Orihara (Durarara!)
6. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
7. Rin Okumura (Ao No Exorcist/Blue Exorcist)
8. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
9. Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto)
10. Jiraiya (Naruto)
11. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
12. Suzaku Kururugi (Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion)
Okay, let's get this started!
1. You arrive late and turns out the only room available is with 6! Isn't that great?
Me:...
Sasuke:...
Me: I have to change. LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
Sasuke:...no.
Me: :I This may be a problem.
2. After much difficulty and rearranging, your room is switched and you now share a room with 3. Is that better?
Me: *at nighttime* HOLY...
Rikuo: *in Yokai form* ...what?
Me:...I don't have to turn around when you get dressed, do I?
Rikuo: :I This may be a problem.
3. 7 and 11 have a fight! What were they fighting about?
Itachi and Rin are (apparently) fighting about who can cook better. Itachi is winning. *thought there's absolutely not evidence he can actually cook*
4. 2 is cooking breakfast! Will you eat it?
Shizuo: *cooking*
Me:..........maybe this will be okay. He isn't angry this morning..and it smells kinda..good. *will eat it*
Izaya: *walks in* Oh look. Breakfest made by my dearest Shizu-chan. Didn't know you were the housewife type.
Me:...oh eff.
Shizuo: *THROWS HOT FOOD AT IZAYA* IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Chero: *walks in*....*walks back out*
5. 1 throws food at 8 and suddenly everyone joins in the fun. You gather a handful of food and blindly toss it into the air, hitting 5 straight in the face. What do they do?
Minato: WHOOPS! D:
Itachi: *with food on his face*...............................
Me: FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT *throws food at top speed*
Izaya: *hit*....oh dear. *tosses food back* <---he just wants to cause more mayhem
Rin: *walks in*...WHAT THE FUCK, MY BELOVED KITCHEN! D<
6. With breakfast destroyed and everyone covered in food, everyone hits the showers. You wait to go in alone, but as you walk into the shower room, you run into 10 just about to walk out. You're both naked with only thick steam covering your bodies. What happens?
Me: *hums but pauses when she sees...*
Jiraiya:...*doesn't make any effort to cover himself and basically checks her out*
Me: *SOCKS HIM INTO NEXT WEEK* ^^*
7. 4 and 12 are playing videos games and 4 asks you to join. Though this is your first time playing, you give 4 and 12 a thorough beating. On the last game, 12 steals the lead and wins, what do they say for their victory speech?
Gin: I GOT YOU NOW, SUCKAH.
Suzaku: :I
Me: Hey, can I play?
Suzaku: ^^ Sure. *hands controller*
Gin: You know *lazy look* women aren't fit at fighting games like this. Just don't cry when you lose. ._.
Me:....>I
*later*
*Explosion*
Gin:...WHAT WAS THAT?! D<
Suzaku: D: YOU KILLED ME. AND I'M ON YOUR TEAM!
Me: *sets controller down* Cuz I'm a boss. *won*
8. Hide n' Seek! 1 is 'it' and the others scatter to find hiding spots. You are sure that your hiding spot is perfect until 2 butts in, making your hiding spot very cramped and uncomfortable. You start to argue until you hear footsteps approaching and you both panic! What do you do?
Minato: I know where you all are. >]
Shizuo: *mutters* Scoot over.
Me:........Shizuo. I think Izaya's over there.
Shizuo: IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *leaves my hiding spot*
Mianto: GOTCHA.
Me: Heheheh.
9. You are watching TV when 8 takes a seat next to you and casually changes the channel you were watching. Raising an eyebrow you try to (politely) ask why they turned the channel when you were clearly watching. How do they respond?
Me: *is watching Gintama*
Itachi: *switches to the knitting channel*
Me:....WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WOMAN?!
Itachi: Hime...the question said "you try to respond politely". That was not at all polite.
Me: ...I can't.
Itachi:....*leaves*
Me: *HAS THE TV TO HERSELF AGAIN* <---TROLL FACE
10. You decide to retreat to your room to relax when you walk in on 6 removing their clothing. They take notice of you, but continue to undress. How do you react?
Me: O_O ...o////o Ummm.....um...
Sasuke: *stares*...*continues stripping*
Me: *covers eyes* NO, NO, WAIT UNTIL I TURN AROUND!
Sasuke:...I didn't ask you to.
Me: ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOU NAKED?
Sasuke: Did I imply that?
Me: YES.
Sasuke:...then maybe I do. *nonchalant*
Me:...I feel like this is a problem I can live with.
11. You and 7 decide to swap clothes for some odd reason. How do 7's clothes feel?
Me: Rin..
Rin: Huh?
Me: This uniform stinks.
Rin: It does? DX That means that four eyes didn't wash it. DX
Me: ....what about my clothes?
Rin: BREEZY~ *twirls* I can get used to this. 8D
Me:....there is something wrong with the people in this house.
12. You are having a friendly pillow fight with 3, 4, and 11. While trying to attempt a counter attack on 3, you get pushed back by 11 and fall on top of 4. Feeling awkward?
Rikuo *day form*, Gin, and Naruto. LOL
Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! *attacks Rikuo*
Rikuo: D:...*DODGES*
Me: *falls on Gin*...*blush*
Gin: *dead fish eyes*....ehh.
Me: :I You aren't good for romantic comedy, are you?
Gin: Nope. *TROLL FACE*
13. 1 is sullen and upset about something. How would you try to console them?
Me: *pats Minto* Don't worry, it'll blow over.
Minato: KUSHI WON'T GIVE ME ANY! *sob* She kicked me out of our bedroom...I FEEL LIKE LESS OF A HOKAGE.
Me:...you're kinda dead, though.
Minato: *SOBS LOUDER*
Chero: :I You broke him.
Me: SHUSH.
14. You are helping 9 prepare dinner. Using a bit of your artistic liberty, you add an ingredient to the food that you believe will enhance the dinner. Later, while serving the food, several others exclaim that the food tastes horrible! You're a bit ashamed to admit that you may have been the cause for the disgusting flavor, but everyone is beginning to blame 9 for horrible tasting food! What do you do?
Kushina: *emo corner*
Minato: Um...honey..this is...interesting.
Kushina: :I Just say you hate it.
Minato: >_>
Kushina: ADMIT IT, YOU PUSSY, YA KNOW.
Minato: DX
Sasuke:...this tastes like shit.
Gin: Worse than the mushrooms growing on my crotch.
Naruto: YOU EAT THOSE?!
Me: DON'T ASK HIM THAT.
15. 10 visits your room as you are preparing for bed and asks if you could share your bed with them. You reluctantly agree and try to allow them as much space as possible. You begin to doze off when 10 taps you on your shoulder and seductively asks if you'd be willing to 'have a little fun' into your ear. You are unsure if you are still awake or asleep, how do you respond?
Me: YOU PERV, IMMA-
Jiraiya: *waves hands* It's not like that. I just kinda...can't go in my room right now. Minato and Kushina are kinda.........doing stuff.
Me:...somehow, I can relate. Fine. *scoots and then falls asleep*
Jiraiya:....you know...you seem like you need some lo-
Sasuke: *appears standing over the bed like the angel of death*......
Me: *tosses Jiraiya out and swats at Sasuke, acting like she's asleep* STRANGER DANGER~
16. You awaken in the middle of the night and quickly head for the restroom. On your journey back to your room, you see 5 raiding the fridge. Noticing your presence, 5 turns to you and asks if you would be willing to stay up all night with them and watch scary movies.
Izaya: *raiding fridge*
Me: You have the munchies? *pauses* HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING WEED?
Izaya: *chuckles* Always one for jokes, Hime-chan. I haven't done any drugs, but how about watching some scary movies with me? I've got temporary insomnia.
Me:...ehhhhh...
Izaya: What? Are you...scared? *smirk*
Me: Yes. -_-
Izaya: Aww, no fun.
Me: BUT I'LL DO IT. ...if it helps you sleep.
Izaya: *claps hands* Wonderful!
*next morning*
Chero: *shivering* I had a dream...that a female ghost...kept screaming "IT'S TOO SCARY! TOO SCARY! MOMMY! SAVE ME!"
Me:......*has bags under her eyes* >.>;;;;;;
Sasuke: *snickers*
17. You stumble upon 11 and 12 reading your private journal! What do you do?
Me: o_O WHAT IS THAT?!
Naruto: *reads* "I can't believe Sasuke let me see him naked! Does that mean he likes me?" ...OH YUCK. FANGIRL. Oooh. "Naruto's kinda cute though. I'd feel better if he was the one I caught naked the other day." ...this is porn. PORN.
Suzaku: *reads* "I wish all of the men in this house would walk around shirtless. It would make me happy...even Jiraiya. Which is weird. BUT OH WELL. 8D" ......I don't know what to say. She's attracted to older men?
Me: *SNATCHES AND BURNS IT*
18. An unattended laptop catches your eye as you are walking, and you turn towards the screen, your eyes glued to multiple (and some provocative) pictures of 2. Just as you turn away from the screen, you bump into 2 staring oddly at you, their eyes shifting from the various pictures plastered on the screen and you. How do you explain yourself?
Me: ...............what...the...?
Shizuo: Shi....Zaya? *pauses* ......
Me:...?
Shizuo: IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: HO SHIZNETS. *runs*
19. 8 has been given a list to go grocery shopping with! What do they bring back with them?
Me: YAY! I got someone sensible to do the sho- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DANGO?
Itachi:....>_> *had cravings*
Me: STOP BEING A WOMAN, ITA.
20. On the counter, you and 3 see a delicate platter of cookies cooling and ready to be eaten. Though your stomach growls, you decide to leave them unattended until 3 convinces you that just one wouldn't hurt. Do you give in to the pressure?
Me: *puffs out cheeks* MEEEH.
Rikuo *day*: *takes one* <3
Me:...what the...
Rikuo: *cutest face ever* What? I'm sure they're for everybody, right? Go ahead and get one. *munches*
Me: *takes and eats* I think I also like this arrangement. =w=b
21. 10 has been talking on the phone all night and you and several others are having trouble sleeping. How would you quiet them down?
Me: *walks into Jiraiya's room*...Hm.
Jiraiya:..?
Me: *demonic aura* OH HO HO, MY ASS. *SNAPS PHONE AND RECIEVER IN HALF*
Jiraiya:................................WHAT THE HELL?! NOW NO ONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO USE IT!
Me: And it's allllllll your fault. <3
Jiraiya: *lowers voice* You're never getting laid if you keep this up.
Me: I DON'T WANT TO, YOU PERV!
22. An interesting game of 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' has been started and you're having a fine time watching all of the chaos near the back of the room. 7 points you out and suddenly you are hurriedly (and forcefully) pushed into the closest with 6. What happens?
Me: seufhlsaf RIN D<
Sasuke: *doesn't care*...*drags Hime into the closet*
Me: So...uh...sorry if this is awkward, but I don't want to kiss anybody.
Sasuke: I know.
Me: So...we just...don't and say we did?
Sasuke: *kisses*
Me:.................
Sasuke: Say we did because we did. *opens door and walks out*
Me: *falls out dying of nosebleed and blush*
23. You search your entire room for a brush, but still have no luck in finding it. When you ask 9 if they've seen it, they claim to have seen 7 using it a few days ago. You quickly go to apprehend the culprit, but 7 simply shrugs and doesn't have a clue about your accusations. 4 casually walks by and, upon seeing you, hands you the brush and apologizes for the inconvenience. You realize that your brush has been brutally used with dirt caked in it and bristles missing. A little fearful of the response you'll get, you ask 4 what happened. How do they explain?
Me: Have you seen my brush Kushina-san?
Kushina: Sorry hon but no~ I think I saw Rin with it.
Me: Rin-chan.
Rin: *picking his nose* What?
Me: Have you seen my brush?
Rin:._. nope.
Gin: Oh right, I took your brush. Here ya go.
Me: *takes back and sees it filled with silver hair and dirt*...what...have you been doing with it?!
Gin: There was a knot in my pubi-
Me: SHUT UP AND DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE. *CONKS HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE BRUSH*
24. A small get together has been planned with you 5, 8, and 10. The meeting is said to be private and no one else is to be invited. What do you suppose the meeting is about and what will most likely happen?
Itachi, Jiraiya and Izaya
Me: *eavesdrops*
Izaya: As I was saying, we should kill all of the light haired people in this house. They're nothing but trouble.
Itachi: True enough...but that would mean my otuoto's best friend would be offed. I don't attest to that.
Jiraiya: And what about me?!
Itachi and Izaya: Perverts should die.
Me:...oPL
25. You get stuck with the chore of washing the dishes when 12 offers you help and begins drying and putting away the dishes. Once you both are nearly finished, 12 asks if you'd be willing to help them with something and reminds you that they've helped you with something before you can refuse. What do you get to help 12 with?
Suzaku:...um..can you help me with..*whispers*
Me: NO D< ABSOLUTELY POSIT-
Suzaku: But I didn't tell Lelouch about you stealing his OR my Knightmares.
Me:....
*later*
Me: *using transformation jutsu to look like an ugly boy* I can't believe I'm your wingman.
Suzaku: Gomenesai! xD;;;
26. 9 can't seem to pry his eyes away from a book they've been reading. The cover is perfectly hidden so that no one can see and they quickly turn through pages. Curious of what 9 has been reading, you ask for the title of the book to which you get no response. You swipe the book away from 9, but you can only catch a glimpse of the pages before you get tackled. 9 hesitantly asks if you saw it. What did you just see?
Me: *stares at the book*
Kushina: o_o Did you see?!
Me:..............I'm scared to say yes.
Kushina: *pleads* Give it back, please! Please! I'll get in trouble if my husband see, y'know!
Me: >_> Ok...but just so you know...even though I don't ATONE TO YAOI...especially with those two..
Kushina: They're just so hot, y'know.
Me: I know, Kushi. I know.
*later*
Minato: KUSHINA! D: YOU READ YAOI WITH ME AND KAKASHI IN IT?!
Kushina: *falls to the ground in despair* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: I said I wouldn't tell him, not that I wouldn't show him. *GRIN*
Izaya: I think I like you more and more as time goes on, Hime-chan.
Me: Thank you. 8D
27. 1, 3, and 6 are arguing over who's the most attractive out of them. They each turn to you and demand that you settle their debate and declare the most attractive. Who do you choose?
Minato, Rikuo, Sasuke
Me: *points at Minato* You're married, you're less attractive to me.
Minato: D:
Me: *points at Rikuo* You have a hot "other" form and in ten years you'll be hot. You pass.
Rikuo: <3
Me: *points at Sasuke* And you. You are the "ten years later" version. You're already hot no matter what. Therefore you win.
Sasuke: Heh.
Rikuo:...you let him win because he kissed you. >[
Minato: No, no, I think it was because she saw him naked... *vindictive*
Me: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP.
28. You are relaxing in your room listening to your favorite music when 11 walks in and promptly cuts it off, degrading your taste in music and searching for something more suitable to play. How does the change in music make you feel?
Me:.......Why did you turn off....my music?
Naruto: Cuz it kinda sucks. ._. It sucks ass.
Me:....
Naruto: I mean, you go from pop to rock and then screamo, and I'm not feeling it, y'know. *starting to get nervous because of the look he's getting from Hime*
Me: Oh?
Naruto:...y-yeah.
Me: Put the music back on.
Naruto: >w> *puts it back on*
Me: Good boy.
29. You get dragged into a game of 'Spin the Bottle'. The bottle spins and points towards you and you discover that you have to kiss 7! What do you do?
Rin: Uh...uh..I've never...
Me: *smooches* <33
Sasuke: D<
Rin: *blush*
Naruto: AWWWW SNAP, SHIT'S GONNA GO DOWN!
30. This is finally your last day in the FanHouse! Just tell me some of your favorite moments and who you'll miss the most!
Hm.
EVERYTHING. XD
Y'all know it was the kissing. XD
I TAG EVERYONE.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
YOU SCHMO, MY LIFE IS A MOVIE, STOP ACTING LIKE I'M LYING TO PEOPLE D<
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:
Believer- Mary Mary (I kinda like that 8D)
Waking Up:
Melissa-Porno Graffiti
First Day At School:
Careful- Paramore
Making Your New Best Friend:
Hold Out- Hezekiah Walker (...eeeeeeeeehhh.)
Falling In Love:
Mayakashi-The GazettE (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ENGLISH LYRICS ARE TO THIS ONE XD;;;)
Breaking Up:
Chu-Bura- Kelun (...UMM?)
Prom:
Absolutely Invincible English Gentleman- England (Noriyaki Sugiyama) (LMBO)
Graduation:
Aoi Tori- fumika (THAT FITS 8D It's a medium speed song)
Life's Okay:
Don't Change- Karen Clark-Sheard and Kiki Sheard (mother daughter song)
Death of a Close Friend:
Tamborine-Eve (OK, WHAT THE HECK, MAN.)
Mental Breakdown:
Average Girl- BarlowGirl (.......I give up.)
Driving:
123 Praise!- Virtue (...I guess?)
Car Accident:
Impossible- Manafest (Dramatic-ish song, that works 8D)
Final Battle:
You Are Good- Israel Houghton (Perfect. <3)
Death Scene:
Pain- Three Days Grace (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT FITS DX So sad.)
Funeral Song:
Freedom- Flow (...LOL)
End Credits:
The Sky is the Limit- Virtue <----I like that.
Deleted Scenes:
PRIDE- High and Mighty Color
THIS MADE NO SENSE D<
Happy heart month peoples~! I'm sure many of you don't think it's a really holiday, but I count it among my favorites! It's adorable, really....as long as no one wants to be a jerk and start slobbering in their partner's mouth in public. DX THERE IS A DIGNIFIED WAY TO KISS, DANG YOU. I AS PRINCESS COMMAND YOU TO KISS PROPERLY.
*smooths hair back into place*
Okay.
So I've been thinking of what to do for my seventeenth birthday because it's coming up- less than two months away- and if I want to do something big, I should start thinking now. Last year I did absolutely nothing for my sweet sixteen- which is okay, but kind of boring. Cher bear suggested I go the Shedd Aquarium (I live near Chicago) to see all of the random squids, fishies and jellyfish, but I go there all of the time. What I was really thinking about was going to an anime convention....but if I do go, I DON'T KNOW WHO TO GO AS DX
I need someone with an outfit that isn't too complicated who has long hair...and is a girl. :I And they can't show off their bodies too much- my parents are coming with me. LOL
Any ideas?
~Hime
LOL IMMA DO ANOTHER ONE XDDD
When I did my first meme, I didn't have too many questions from my friends because we didn't subscribe each other back then. D:
SO NOW IMMA DO IT AGAIN!
...btw Deena, yours was totally amusing. XD
I LOVE DOING MEMES.
I have to do something with this audio thing somehow....
>.>
PUT THE QUESTIONS HERE.
DO IT.
I MEAN IT.
EDIT: I know not all of you put your Q's here so Imma wait and amuse myself by talking in a guy voice and saying "Chaos" over and over again. 8D
LAST CALL: I'm doing it today. <3
~Hime
