Scott Hall was pretty good in the ring. However, what I'll always remember him for was his great Cuban accent. Seriously, this guy puts Pacino to shame. In his debut videos, we are introduced to a Cuban immigrant who wants three things in life: to play 80's-style Miami party music where ever he goes, to take the WWF (and to take things in general), and to teach us important life lessons. Really listen to this man speak. You will learn things about life you never thought possible. So, without further ado, here's a few vignettes featuring the bad guy himself, Razo Ramon! Watch on, chico!
Here is our first meeting with Razor, in which we learn that true success in life is only measured by your gold and your inability to button your blazer.
Next, Razor teaches us about the ladies, and their lot in life. Pay attention, boys, this guy knows what he's talking about. Look at that spitcurl, for God's sake!
Next, Razor Ramon passes his wisdom on teaching children and negotiating prices at fruit vendors. Watch his subtle techniques, and try them out at your neighborhood market.
Finally, Razor discusses his enthusiasm for Cadillacs, and his feelings on the less fortunate. Seriously, dude: there are people living 90 miles away living like pigs, eating garbage, and I couldn't be happier. Thanks, Razor!
Well, I hope Razor has taught you in the same way he's taught me. I have followed Razor Ramon's advice all my life, and that is the exact reason I'm a success!
I'm also broke, hated by several people, can't hold down a meaningful relationship, and am unable to button my clothes. Please, God, help me.
-Flint
